The manager of a petrol station returned a shabby 8 inch strap-on dildo discovered by his staff back to the owner after they were all astonished at the finding.
The manager said he found the address on the package when he took the strap-on device to his office with a pair of thick gloves.
Poorly disposed 8 inch strap-on posted back to the owner in better packaging
The manager of a petrol station returned a shabby 8 inch strap-on dildo discovered by his staff back to the owner after they were all astonished at the finding.
Then the petrol manager reported that he sent the 8 inch long strap-on dildo back to the owner (who happened to be a female) in a better packaging after she abandoned the sex toy at his station.
The 47 years old manager, Duncan Edwards, was astounded after the cleaner discovered the shabby strap-on dildo on a Saturday near the vacuum cleaners.
Surprisingly, the manager said he found the address on the package when he took the strap-on device to his office with a pair of thick gloves.
Duncan Edwards, a father with two children, who runs a garage somewhere in Cheshire, said that he sent back the device wrapped properly in a polymer film with a written note which reads “strap on, handle with care!”
The humorous manager, when interviewed in his home somewhere near Stockport said that the discovery was like Toy Story coming alive, although with a strange type of Woody.
Duncan, said he emphatically returned it given that the sexual device is a loved member of someone’s household. “I would hate for someone to get ready for a good pegging only to find their favorite toy was missing”, Duncan didn’t say.
He described the strap-on device as “battered” and not nice with the frayed elastic strap looking like its elasticity limit was exceeded with the actual device having marks all over. It looked like it had been through a lot.
Mr Edwards obviously knew his used toys, and could tell when he saw a “well used strap-on dildo”.
The manager revealed that his entire staff (including he) were amused at the discovery initially.
The cleaner beckoned on him immediately to come and have a look after he shook the box and found what was in it.
Although there are very slim chances of finding the owner, Duncan expressed his bewilderment at the owner for leaving her address and name on the package.
The entire staff couldn’t believe it when they discovered the information on the box.
He added that there were some weird discoveries in the past, like crutches but not a strap-on; never strap-ons! “This was the first…”
They developed some theories in trying to decipher what the owner was doing when she dropped her equipment beside the vacuum cleaners perhaps at night because they found it at about 9 a.m on a Saturday morning. Was she cleaning her car and maybe forgot it or was it purposely disposed there?
Duncan reported he didn’t feel wrong sending the package back wrapped properly in a shrink wrap. “I knew it need to have good constriction for the postman to do his job”, he was not quoted as saying.
In the end, the decision to send it back was unanimously accepted by his staff; they thought it’d be a fun thing to do.
The shrink wrap wasn’t difficult to obtain since they had some for stock. That was used to wrap the package and mail it back hoping the owners will claim it.
The Dad placed the package in the postbox close to his home.
He declared that it was part of their legal obligation to return lost goods to the owners who want it back or not. This is in line with making customers happy at every cost, even if it means returning packages to their owners.
Mr Duncan took photos of himself posting the package as proof to any member of his staff who might suspect he took it home with ulterior motives not to send it back to the owner.
He opted to drop it in the postbox near his home after his shift for convenience sake.
He revealed he was almost paralyzed with the fear of being seen by any of the neighbors so he tried to drop it off at the postbox swiftly. He hoped the ground would swallow him at a particular moment when there was a bit of struggle encountered when he tried to put the device in the box as the equipment got stuck, not going in, not coming out.
At the end after he managed to force it in at one point, he hoped the postman would share in the fun.
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