A 22 – year old man from Taiwan was brought to a hospital after having sex with his girlfriend.
The young man collapsed while having in the throes of intercourse. He experienced difficulty breathing before losing consciousness. [I think many men have experienced that same feeling!]
The sexual act happened at 5 o’clock in the morning. Huang, was on top of Fu having sex, and without warning, collapsed with all his weight on top of Fu. He didn’t move after that.
When Huang stopped moving, Fu noticed he was sweating and not breathing. Then he lost consciousness and became motionless. [It was five in the morning; why weren’ t they sleeping? Thanks for the details in the Asian news, at least we know he was on top.]
Fu called the ambulance and her boyfriend was taken to the hospital but later the doctors informed that he had passed away. [So, Huang, was effing Fu. Do I have that right?]
There is no official diagnosis, but the doctors assume that that Huang suffered either a stroke or a heart attack. Fu said he was a little over weight. [Up until now, there was no proof that someone could “come and go” at the same time.]
According to sayings in Taiwan and China, Huang suffered from becoming “winded while riding the horse”. [Hey, we are only reporting the news.]
Acording to the internet:
If you are in the middle of intercourse, and you find that your partner has suddenly fainted, and appears to be in a coma, and his body isn’t moving, and his face appears crooked, you must quickly stop having sex and keep your partner’s airway open and send for first aid, because this is the most obvious sign of “mashangfeng”
Doctors believe that the cold weather temperatures may be the reason for his death.
After the tragic incident, Dr. Shih, head of the emergency room at Keelung Chang Gung Memorial Hospital made an appeal urging people to avoid strenuous sex during cold weather temperature or to do some warm up exercises before being intimate.
[Just the thought of interrupting the mood to do some push ups and jumping jacks is hilarious. Hmm. Maybe we can make the exercise part of the sex act!]
Woman reveals how strange sex turned out to be a good thing
A woman told her tale of the strangest sex she’s ever had- but it turns out there was a blessing in it.
In contrast to the perfection we appear to see on pornos, sex is normally awkward, uncomfortable and on worst days, unsatisfying. But rarely do we call it strange sex.
Understandably, majority hope that the frequency of the latter is drastically reduced in their experience.
But a woman just revealed how the most horrible and strange sex of her life has turned out to be one of the best things to happen to her in her life.
While it might seem funny by the mere thought of it, she deserves a hearing because the message that follows is a sweet one.
Here’s what she has to say…
The woman revealed the ‘most awkward’ sex she’s ever had was with… her husband, she explained everything in a post published on Reddit.
She explained that because of her pregnancy and insecurities about her body, the pair didn’t have sex for about seven months.
Besides, he suffered a skin condition that caused him to break out occasionally in itchy sides on his entire body.
She was scared and worried that they were both stuck in a marriage devoid of sex forever.
But one night, they decided they’d try.
She said she got her sex a beautiful dress meant for her bridal shower, did her make-up and curled her hair. This made her feel like a girl in a very long time and Mr. Itchy couldn’t keep his eyes and hands to himself. He kept both on her.
He was always understanding and calm when she turned him down on frequent occasions in the past.
But not tonight!
Enough was enough! For all she knew, she missed sex and she was going for it.
What followed was what she described as the “most awkward” and “uncomfortable sex of her life”
Even though this rather strange sex was nowhere near perfect or smooth, they bonded more.
Because they were about to see the humor in it all and laugh about it, this brought them closer in a different level and she felt it.
She continued, “We laughed and then kissed despite the giggles, we touched ourselves tenderly in ways we hadn’t since six months.”
She explained that she never realized how disconnected they’d become, how much she missed sitting next to him. It was the best experience of her life according to her, a tender experience.
She revealed that she hadn’t felt like the beautiful woman she is before that night throughout her pregnancy.
People wasted no time in sharing in her joy while some had similar experiences in their relationships to share as well.
One fellow revealed that she was diagnosed with cancer, and after she went through chemo for months and came out, all she wanted to do was to have her husband’s arms around her.
One wrote, “I can’t wait for my weird awkward sex”
Another wrote, “This is so perfect and I am genuinely happy for you guys!”
Once Jared Leto accepted the part, he went "all Joker" on his cast and crew mates, to the point where he scared some of them! Of course they weren't really scared, just scared to the point that he had become the Joker!
Besides some of the more bizarre things, Jared Leto sent his co-stars used sex toys, condoms, and anal beads. His interpretation was that the Joker knows no bounds and respects no one's personal space, and by sending sex toys, he was invading that very personal space.
Yeah, I would think that sending me your used anal beads would be a violation of my personal space! I think his joke would have been just as funny/scary/offensive if he had sent NEW toys — at least they could use the anal beads! Buy a new, never used set of anal beads here.
According to Will Smith, once Jared Leto started, he felt that 100% was the only way to play the Joker, and he intended to get every second of it rolling — even when the cameras weren't.
Jared [Leto] went full Joker. The rule, generally, is never go full Joker, but he really set the tone. He wasn’t playing with it, he was dead serious. As an actor, he was going in… he really jarred [us],”
Other stars on the movie said that they never knew what to expect. At one point, one of Jared's henchmen brought a head into the room and plopped it on the table, and without breaking character, walked out without a word. One of the cast even received a LIVE RAT from Jared!
Even though Jared is the one who started all these psychological games, he admitted that this was one of the hardest things he has attempted:
There was definitely a period of…detachment. I took a pretty deep dive. But this was a unique opportunity and I couldn’t imagine doing it another way. It was fun, playing those psychological games. But at the same time it was very painful, like giving birth out of my prick hole.
This is no JOKER I have ever seen! Thanks Jared Leto for scaring the shit out of all of us!
The trailer from JOKER, staring Jared Leto.
Swinger suffers a heart attack at sex festival’ after ‘pushing herself too hard’
A woman who happened to be engaging in too much sexual fun, suffered a heart attack at a sex festival in Worcestershire was reported to have been rushed to the hospital.
A female swinger at Europe’s biggest sex festival was said to have developed a heart attack after she pushed herself too hard.
The swinger, 52, was reported to have experienced a medical episode at the secret Swingfields sex festival in Malvern on a Friday.
An air ambulance was used to rush her to the hospital where she received emergency treatment and was admitted for two days.
A festival source revealed that the other swingers were in shock after they saw what happened.
But they wasted no time in resuming the fun after the medics took their patient away. The organizers commented that the headline ” swinger suffers a heart attack ” at sex festival was probably not good for business”.
They even make jokes about her exceeding her limits in the camp, said the source.
There are a lot of activities and fun sites at the sex festival, like paddling pools, large sex hammocks, marquees in the field corners and mysterious tents, that are allegedly said to contain “slip and slide parties”.
The Swingfield camp organizers claim that this is more than a festival since it incorporates other activities not just sex, unlike other sex festivals.
Are you thinking of buying a vibrator rabbit for a pet? Looking to enhance your daily satisfaction in life? Yes, we have partially lost our mind, but until your have had a rabbit that you love, you just can’t understand what we feel!
Here is a great online store to buy your vibrator rabbit. At last count, they had over 300 rabbits in stock! And they feature rabbits who have different colors, not just white! Their rabbits are also available in different sizes, so you can choose the one you think will be most adapted to your preferences.
Then a vibrator rabbit might be just what the doctor ordered.
However, be sure you are ready for the responsibilities of taking care of this loving animal. While they are easier to care for than some anal pets, they still require attention.
For example, they will need a good cleaner spray or wipe to keep them looking and smelling fresh. It doesn’t take much, just a quick wipe from top to bottom will take care of most odors. And they need a quiet, out-of-the-way place for them to rest, usually in between some soft shirts or other fabrics. If you feel the need for a special home just for your rabbit, we have different rabbit castles for your to choose.
A Vibrator rabbit loves petting and game playing like hide-and-seek. This is one of the ways your rabbit will get exercise and have a chance to shake its muscles. You will notice that it loves to twist and shake really fast.
It is not necessary to take your vibrator rabbit to a veterinarian when you notice that they are a little worn down. A quick visit to the dollar store will provide the medicine your rabbit requires, whether it is AA or AAA.
And finally, if you have children, remember that a vibrator rabbit should be kept hidden from children’s prying eyes and hands. Should your child accidentally find your rabbit, explain that it is a special weapon used to protect the family against bad people. Then wipe it with your special cleaner wipes.
But these small sacrifices are nothing when compared to the loving and satisfying benefits that a vibrator rabbit will bring. And when taken care of, your rabbit should last for many years.
Poorly disposed 8 inch strap-on posted back to the owner in better packaging
The manager of a petrol station returned a shabby 8 inch strap-on dildo discovered by his staff back to the owner after they were all astonished at the finding.
Then the petrol manager reported that he sent the 8 inch long strap-on dildo back to the owner (who happened to be a female) in a better packaging after she abandoned the sex toy at his station.
The 47 years old manager, Duncan Edwards, was astounded after the cleaner discovered the shabby strap-on dildo on a Saturday near the vacuum cleaners.
Surprisingly, the manager said he found the address on the package when he took the strap-on device to his office with a pair of thick gloves.
Duncan Edwards, a father with two children, who runs a garage somewhere in Cheshire, said that he sent back the device wrapped properly in a polymer film with a written note which reads “strap on, handle with care!”
The humorous manager, when interviewed in his home somewhere near Stockport said that the discovery was like Toy Story coming alive, although with a strange type of Woody.
Duncan, said he emphatically returned it given that the sexual device is a loved member of someone’s household. “I would hate for someone to get ready for a good pegging only to find their favorite toy was missing”, Duncan didn’t say.
He described the strap-on device as “battered” and not nice with the frayed elastic strap looking like its elasticity limit was exceeded with the actual device having marks all over. It looked like it had been through a lot.
Mr Edwards obviously knew his used toys, and could tell when he saw a “well used strap-on dildo”.
The manager revealed that his entire staff (including he) were amused at the discovery initially.
The cleaner beckoned on him immediately to come and have a look after he shook the box and found what was in it.
Although there are very slim chances of finding the owner, Duncan expressed his bewilderment at the owner for leaving her address and name on the package.
The entire staff couldn’t believe it when they discovered the information on the box.
He added that there were some weird discoveries in the past, like crutches but not a strap-on; never strap-ons! “This was the first…”
They developed some theories in trying to decipher what the owner was doing when she dropped her equipment beside the vacuum cleaners perhaps at night because they found it at about 9 a.m on a Saturday morning. Was she cleaning her car and maybe forgot it or was it purposely disposed there?
Duncan reported he didn’t feel wrong sending the package back wrapped properly in a shrink wrap. “I knew it need to have good constriction for the postman to do his job”, he was not quoted as saying.
In the end, the decision to send it back was unanimously accepted by his staff; they thought it’d be a fun thing to do.
The shrink wrap wasn’t difficult to obtain since they had some for stock. That was used to wrap the package and mail it back hoping the owners will claim it.
The Dad placed the package in the postbox close to his home.
He declared that it was part of their legal obligation to return lost goods to the owners who want it back or not. This is in line with making customers happy at every cost, even if it means returning packages to their owners.
Mr Duncan took photos of himself posting the package as proof to any member of his staff who might suspect he took it home with ulterior motives not to send it back to the owner.
He opted to drop it in the postbox near his home after his shift for convenience sake.
He revealed he was almost paralyzed with the fear of being seen by any of the neighbors so he tried to drop it off at the postbox swiftly. He hoped the ground would swallow him at a particular moment when there was a bit of struggle encountered when he tried to put the device in the box as the equipment got stuck, not going in, not coming out.
At the end after he managed to force it in at one point, he hoped the postman would share in the fun.
Rampant means wild, out of control, exhilirating, to be up on your hind legs roaring at the world.
Doesn’t that describe your little rabbit friend perfectly? Quiet and meek until you give him permission to roar. And then he goes out of control, shaking, twisting, jumping up and down just for you.
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Doesn’t he deserve a name?
When you choose a name for your rampant rabbit, you must be sure that you pick a name that you can feel comfortable saying. For example, Mommy’s Happy Boy sounds cute, but do you really want to be calling that name out? No, of course not.
And you need to choose a name that your rampant rabbit will respond to and will make him feel appreciated.
Here is a small list of names others have used to name their rampant rabbit.
How about Queenie? Or Fergie. Charles. The Prince. How about Harry?
What about Tiger. Or Shaq. Or Babe Ruth (who always hit it out of the park!)
And then there is George. But honestly, that makes me think of George Bush, which further reminds me of an anal toy. Lets continue.
What about “spicey”. Certainly you watch Saturday Night Live. Spicey is a born pleaser.
Is your rampant rabbit a girl? You can choose Maddie, or Ivanka. Nah, probably not Ivanka. She has been going down lately.
Is your rampant rabbit a boy? How about Rosie? Sorry, just had to throw that one in. There is Brad; or Charlie (which comes with its very own “sheen” condom).
Maybe you want to get your cookies going. How about sugar? or Cupcake? Dark Chocolate? No, not politically correct.
Aunt Jemima? Wow, a little incestual to me but who am I to say.
There are always the candy bars: butter finger; three musketeer (kind of a cool name if you think about it). Quest (since you are in pursuit of something … ). Hershey Highway. Oops no, wrong toy.
The seven dwarfs maybe? Dopey, or Happy maybe. Last thing I want is to name my rabbit “sleepy” or “grumpy”. I get enough of that at home.
You could consider the cartoon characters … road runner; wiley coyote, foghorn leghorn, or homer simpson. No, homer would screw you over.
And finally, some famous names for your rampant rabbit. Peter, White (is that politically correct) and Jessica. And for zootopia fans, Judy Rabbit. And don’t forget “Lola Rabbit” … boy she was not.
Whenever you decide to choose a name for your rampant rabbit
Guard at prison gets jail for swapping porn with robber
Interesting turn of events as 27 years old Ayeshea Louise Gunn forgot on what side of the bar she was by falling in love with an inmate, Khuram Razaq. She was reported to have contacted him about 1200 different times while he was in Berwyn Prison Wrexham.
Ayeshea who exchanged homemade porn videos with Khuram, is now in prison herself. The sex toys used in the homemade porn were never recovered.
Ayeshea Louise has been put behind bars after her affair which lasted for roughly four months, was found.
The pair swapped and streamed online, pictures and videos that were inappropriate, as the inmate was serving time in a prison near Wrexham.
Aeyshea, who holds a psychology degree and criminology degree fell madly in love with Razaq after it was discovered that her fellow officer was having an illicit affair.
The pair had contacted each other about 1,200 different times. Aeyshea did this via three different phone numbers. She also imported items illicitly into the jail as he requested, as reported by The Daily Post.
To clear her tracks, she calls him through someone else somewhere in Birmingham and on some occasions she disguises her identity when calling his phone.
Amongst other things, she got him new clothes, got him a smartwatch and placed bets for him. Razaq, on the other hand, gave her $2000USD.
It was revealed that she was put into training immediately she started her job, so it’s clear she knew her actions were wrong, hence, inexcusable.
She had an affair with Khuram Razaq, an armed robber who was serving time.
She is now on the other side of the bars herself.
“They were streaming live videos of each other while swapping porn (illicit videos) using cell phones”, said the prosecutor, Simon Mills.
Razaq was in prison serving 1 year for a robbery conspiracy.
The defence attorney, Peter Hunter, he said that Aeyshea didn’t get into the relationship for money, which would have been a worse crime.
She was so depressed and in such a low state that she would fall stupidly in love with anyone who showed her slightest affection, explained the barrister.
Nicolas Parry, the judge who sentenced Gunn for public misconduct, described the videos and pictures as highly pornographic and sexual created at extreme risk.
She was sentenced for 1 year.
After her sentence, Razaq was transferred to the farm prison in Buckley and sentenced for an extra eight months.
He was charged for two crimes which he admitted, one, owning a cell phone between August to November and two, having a transmitting device capable of transmitting media, a Garmin Smartwatch in November 2018.
The court was informed that he was convicted for thirteen offences.
According to the Judge, possession of Mobile phones is a very severe and dangerous crime in prison used for debased purposes and is a potential threat prison officers and to the order in prison. Swapping porn with a prisoner probably has other charges they can hit you with as well.
They are often used to order drugs, bull fellow prisoners or intimidate lawyers and outside witnesses.
People who own a pet rabbit vibrator are never shy about sharing what they love about these bright colored, multi-function creatures. Most of the reason to love a rabbit are based on their fun personalities and happy activities that rabbits provide its lucky owner.
Personality
A pet rabbit vibrator has a very unique set of personality traits. They can exhibit the prowess of a dildo, the sophistication of a g-spot toy, and the simplicity of a bullet. They can be timid, or scream like a well tuned vibrator motor. Your rabbit will become very attached to you, and you to it. You might feel an emptiness when you are unable to play with your rabbit for long periods of time.
A pet rabbit vibrator is only a social creature when it is on display at a store like LoveWorks. Once taken down, your rabbit becomes attached to you and only wants you to stroke and caress. Kind of like a chihuaha – except much nicer and less aggressive. Your rabbit might disappear for a while, but will never bite you.
One of the best rewards you can show your rabbit is that little happy dance you do when you have reached that special place. Your rabbit will shine and beam with pride as you jump around holding them close.
Rabbits can be quite naughty.
When a pet rabbit vibrator loves someone, it will continue to rotate its head in circles. But don’t worry, it is completely safe as rabbits have mastered this incredibly pleasant technique. And when they do that and their little leg starts to shake like the vibration of a washing machine, you can’t help but to give them more attention, and show them just how much they are pleasing you.
If someone else were to scold your pet rabbit vibrator, it would become silent and still, as if to say “I didn’t do it!”. But don’t worry, they are not scared, only saving their energy for you. A pet rabbit vibrator doesn’t like to waste its energy on someone else.
A pet rabbit vibrator will be happy to have a bath, or even a cool wipe down with a “rabbit cleaner” wipes or lotion. Unfortunately they can’t clean themselves, but will turn to you for their gentle care. And when your rabbit gets worn down and doesn’t seem to have the power it used to, a quick power transplant (called “replacement batteries“) is available and is a painless process to perform at home.
There are so many reasons to love a pet rabbit vibrator. They are very distinct from ther other dildos, and stimulators, and other pets. Choose the right place to rest your pet rabbit vibrator and it will love you for love.
Anal sex is a very sensitive subject (pun intended!). Some love anal play, some are dying to try it. It is like the “last frontier”; the mountain you never climbed. And for some, the mountain you never plan to climb!
But for those adventurous souls, anal play is something that is beyond explanation. You can’t explain why you want to try it, you just do. And for those who have the calling and find it enjoyable, you find it isn’t the last time you will choose “What’s behind door number 2”.
Here are four different anal toys we think you should consider when shopping for back door sex toys. We didn’t list lube as one of the four, because it is not a toy. (duh).
Anal lube should be the most important thing on your list. The best anal lubes contain benzocaine – a (slight) numbing additive to the lube to help you adjust to an initially challenging feeling.
Our favorite anal lube is called Anal Glide. The staff have nick-named it “anal morphine”. It is a silicone based desensitizing lube. Apply liberally and wait at least 15 minutes for the numbing to begin.
And the second most important part of anal play — understanding that it takes RELAXATION (with lots of lube!). Take your time and let your body adjust to the visitor at the back door.
Ok, here we go. My choice for the top toys for your bottom! I have included toys for men, women or both.
Why I like this toy: One of the best selling items in the stores has always been cockrings, especially vibrating cockrings. Anal toys for men are closing in quickly, especially with toys like the Aneros making great inroads with men interested in experimenting with anal play. You can’t imagine the increased intensity of orgasm until you have a toy in your butt while you cum.
This sex toy for men combines those sensations and gives vibrations to both the cockring and the anal plug. It doesn’t get in the way of sex either — put it on (and in) and go to town. Really. Go to town if you want because it is comfortable to wear. Just stay away from any TSA screenings.
Why I like this toy: Firstly, I like this toy because it is made by Sensuelle. Did I say I like Sensuelle? Well, let me say it again. I LOVE SENSUELLE TOYS. They work. They vibrate like crazy. They are well made. They are just incredible sex toys.
I like this toy because it is smooth, and has a very tapered shape. I feel safe, because of the extra large “t-bar” at the bottom, which prevents the anal toy from going further than it should, if your anal play gets a little wild. It has 20 functions, giving you the choice of so many vibrating patterns. I can’t tell you how many times I have orgasmed with a vibrator on the “pulse” vibration sequence … where it pulses on and then off; faster then slower. OMG.
Why I like this toy: Experienced customers always say to us, “oh anal beads. Those are so 1980’s”. But it is not true! I would bet that more than half of all our customers had their first anal experience with anal beads. I know I did. They weren’t scary looking and I could imagine taking time and gently inserting them one by one. And then when my orgasm started to build, I would pull the string allowing each ball to force its way out of my closed butt! Just thinking about it excites me.
Anal beads are great toys to begin your anal play experiments with. They are inexpensive, non-threatening and proven. They do not last forever though, and you should throw them away after a few dozen uses.
Why I like this toy: I don’t. Truthfully. But the staff shared their ideas for this list with me and they think it should be included because it is a product trending in our stores.
“It is a smooth and silk pony tail that touches your butt and tickles your crack as you move around (or are moved around) during sex. It is one of the smaller butt plugs, making insertion and removal for beginners very easy. It is simply a fun and cool anal toy to add to your sex toy chest.” I let them write that description. After she wrote it, I thought about long hair tickling my butt and that made me realize I should look into this toy a little more.
Remember, go slow and use lots of lube in your anal play episodes. I hope you have enjoyed my latest pics!