GENITAL PIERCING: SIDE EFFECTS AND POSSIBLE ISSUES
It appears rational that most guys would do nearly anything to keep sharp objects from their manhood. Even thinking of piercing the head of the dick with something sharp is a distressing thought. There are a few guys however, who believe in genital piercing, plus they may be enticed to find piercing parlors to stud themselves with jewelry. It may be trendy, plus it may be pleasurable, but nevertheless, it may bring about a few unpleasant side effects, particularly without sufficient care after having a piercing done
By far the most frequent genital piercing in men in the "Prince Albert" When this 5-minute process is complete,
a person is going to have a small hole in the head of his organ which passes through the urethra and into the opening at the end of his dick. A ring is a standard piece of jewelry with this piercing and many guys would rather have the ring put at the end of the head. Also with the "Prince Albert" piercing, 90% of all men who have it can no longer pee standing up!
That is only one kind of piercing which can be achieved. Every place where a fold of skin could be caught or pinched can have a piercing set. Some guys stud all of their shaft with hoops or bars, and a few guys continue with more piercings as they add them to the scrotum. Some guys even put pubs and pins throughout the head of their dicks.
Piercings are usually touted as improving sexual delight. A metal ring or stud on your love muscle supplies added senses making a guy with a piercing a little more intriguing during sex. Some forms of piercings may also expose the fine interior tissues of the penis during sex, and folks with these piercings report more extreme sexual pleasure.
Be warned however, that some partners will run and refuse to have intercourse with guys equipped with a multitude of pins, bars and hoops out of fear of injury to their private parts.
Raising the length as well as intensity of orgasms looks perfect, however there could be serious side effects related to piercings, including:
DISEASE: Guys who to to Tattoo parlors which do not use clean tools, or where jewelry is reused, may develop illnesses following the piercing; including staph infections and gangrene, which have been reported as a result of piercing with unsanitary tools. Diseases with this kind of activity cold be life threatening if guys do not get prompt medical attention.
However, in fairness to the Tattoo Parlors, there are fewer and fewer complaints about unsanitary conditions and tools in the industry. If the shop is located in a business location and appears legit, you can feel a little more comfortable with their services. You should however, go in and watch them for a little while – tell them you want to “feel more comfortable” with them so you dropped by to watch. You will see how they operate.
HARM: Some guys, including those who have gone to reputable tattoo parlors, have seen their piercings go terribly wrong, puncturing the urethra as well as the scrotum. When this happens, guys could have trouble urinating, or even discover they are not able to produce semen, leading to infertility.
ALLERGIC REACTIONS: The jewelry itself may be debatable for a few guys, causing allergic reactions including swelling, itching or bleeding, and removal of the jewelry could be needed to work out this health issue.
SCARRING: Sometimes scarring may develop as a result of injury to the dermal tissue. The affected skin might cause problems during erections, as scar tissue tends to not enlarge in exactly the same way as the nearby skin; this can lead to debilitating bending or bulging and difficulty with sex.
To decrease the thread of likely future issues associated with organ piercing and encourage general genital well-being, appropriate consideration to caring for the penis skin is needed. Cleaning around the piercing attentively and employing a genital health creme including essential vitamins and minerals can help get rid of dangerous bacteria and promote healing, along with reducing the probability of scar tissue. Moreover, a quality vitamin creme might assist in the formation of soft, smooth and receptive skin on the shaft and head of the penis.
Be careful, choose a Tattoo Parlor and artists that has been referred to you. The best thing you can do is to ask people with tattoos you see and like to tell you "Who did that tattoo"? Seeing an artist's work before going to the studio is a very good idea!
When I talked to my associates about this article, they all agreed immediately about two main concerns. SPLINTERS and CLEANLINESS. It didn't matter how much I read about a wooden dildo, I just couldn't accept using one. Just the thought that mine could be the 1 in a 1,000,000 that was defective, and that I could be in an Emergency Room at some hospital with splinters inside my vagina. That was too much for me – and a chance I wasn't willing to take.
However, the manufacturing process is quite interesting. With the three companies that I found, all are small shops that make their each wooden dildo by hand. Cue the bad pun: It is a hand job. Ok, I said it and got it out of the way. All of the manufacturers by the way, were outside of the USA. I didn't draw any conclusions by that, just found it interesting.
This is Thierry Germain, a French carpenter, working on a wooden dildo. The process is long and tedious, with multiple sandings, varnishings, drying, and sealing. Each wooden dildo takes a lot of time to craft.
Wooden Dildos in the United Kingdom had this to add about the manufacturing process:
After the wooden dildo has been smoothed and sanded till it feels silky smooth, we begin the lengthy 6 stage sealing process. We use the highest quality sealant – this is approved for use in food and even for childrens' toys, so you should have no problems. Compare this to the pthalates often found in latex and silicone dildos – banned in many countries!
Another manufacturer, Holzdildo, had this to say:
The paint is saliva-resistant, sweat-proof and meets the requirements for children's toys according to DIN 53160 and ÖNORM S1555. The cleaning of the vibrator is best done with a damp cloth. If you want to completely get rid of bacteria on the surface, we recommend using a special cleaner for love toys.
In regards to the issue of splinters in a wooden dildo, NobEssence says NO WAY. And even though I didn't find it on the site, NobEssence also makes wooden butt plugs, as I found a reference elsewhere to their quality.
1. Will I get splinters?
Not from our Sculptures. A significant portion of the sculpting process is dedicated to smoothing and polishing our toys, and then we seal the wood with our impermeable polymer coating. Why is the sealant important? When carved wood comes into contact with moisture, it absorbs those fluids and becomes rough, bumpy and even splintery. Most wood sealants considered ‘food safe’ will break down or dissolve over time, so we spent a long time searching for a sealant to make our wood waterproof and body safe. We’re delighted with the sealants’ performance – we’ve found a way to enhance the natural beauty of wood and make it waterproof and hypo-allergenic. When moisture can’t be absorbed by the wood, there’s no worry about splinters, in fact, NobEssence sculptures are so silky smooth, caressing is believing.
Dee Lee Doo is also a manufacturer of the wooden dildo and is based in Switzerland. They are quite proud of the different types of wood that go into making a wooden dildo.
Although I am very open mind and willing to try most anything, I draw my line on wooden toys. Yes, I know I might be slightly ridiculous, but one of the things we should all accept, is do only what you are comfortable with — and I'm not comfortable with wooden sex toys. Even though they are beautiful!
LoveWorks does not sell wooden sex toys and there are no plans to add them at this time. Each toy is expensive, and becomes a one-of-a-kind. But if you want something that no one else has, then a wooden dildo will be just up your ass alley.
Team Hairy Bush is back. Women are beginning to let their pubic hair grow and get bushy again as it was in the 70’s and 80’s. The pubic bush has returned, and contrary to what you read, not everyone is happy about it.
In some Asian cultures, female pubic hair is regarded as a sign of maturity; and with maturity comes fertility. Women are letting their bush grow longer and untrimmed because they believe more is better. And for those whose bush isn’t growing back, pubic hair implants are the latest trend.
Cameron Diaz in the USA, has also been espousing that argument. In her book, “The Body Book”, she disusses female pubic hair and compares it to a curtain:
“Pubic hair also serves as a pretty draping that makes it a little mysterious to the one who might be courting your sexiness,” she writes. “Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer.”
Her second argument is that as women age, the labia (outer lips) continue to grow and stretch (according to “gravity” according to Diaz!) and who wants a set of floppy elephant years sticking out from between your legs? Female pubic hair serves a purpose, according to Diaz, “as cushion” and as “pretty drapes”.
In the JAMA network study, it was found that almost 84% of women surveyed perform some type of pubic hair trimming, cutting, shaving, or other method of removal. Interestingly, the study found that pubic hair maintenance can be more dangerous for obese women, but the removal of the hair by all women provides the unplanned benefit of the decrease in rates of pubic hair lice infestations.
Over 62% of the women in the study shave the vagina BALD. And surveys like this have started the academics talking about the pros and cons of female pubic hair care.
AGAINST TRIMMING OR HAIR CARE OF ANY KIND:
Female pubic hair allegedly prevents vaginal infections and the possible irritation of something rubbing against the bare vagina, by providing a soft layer of protection around the opening of the vagina. Not trimming also prevents trips to the emergency room for cuts to the vaginal lips, which by the way, accounting for 3% of all ER visits in one European survey!
FOR TRIMMING OR FULL REMOVAL:
Trimming pubic hair prevents it from being seen in today’s smaller bathing suits; and especially to add sensitivity during oral sex, and to keep from having the odor that most women (and men) hate from having a sweaty bush.
Most women trim or shave because they think that is how their partners prefer it. When they “get lazy”, and don’t trim or shave for a while, they often find their partners don’t care – especially in older couples.
And then we come to Korea. The latest trend taking off in Korea is female pubic hair transplants. Yes, you read correctly — women are deciding that they don’t have enough natural hair on the vagina, and are going to specialty clinics to have to have pubic hair implants.
Others, according to various reports on the internet, have damaged their pubic hair follicles through waxing, and laser, and constant shaving. When they chose to grow their hair again, they noticed “bald spots” (now we know how men feel?). Female pubic hair implants are the method Asian women are turning to to restore their full pubic bush.
One of these clinics is DHI Global in London. They specialize in taking hair from the back of a man’s head and implanting it in the areas that are balding. That is their main business. Until women started visiting the clinic to ask about restorative implants of hair along their pubic area.
However, this technique is not new. In the 1930’s and 1940’s, Japanese Dr Okuda and Dr Tamura experimented with and founded pubic hair implants techniques that are still in use today. They also have documented work performing pubic hair transplants, one of which, allegedly, was a burn victim.
The female pubic hair implants procedure costs approximately USD$2,000. Patients may choose the shape of their new pubic hair pattern. I wonder what shape they choose most often?
This trend toward bush pubes may be catching on in some areas with some women. According to the studies, the older a woman becomes, the more likely she is to NOT trim or shave her pubic area.
But if you are one of the 84% still trimming and shaving the coochy, we have the product you should be using — and yes, you have heard of it many times. COOCHY CREAM.
It is a very gentle shaving cream that provides a protective layer on your pubic area. Fewer cuts, rashes and irritations are the benefit of using a high-quality cream like Cooch Shave Cream.
And men, even though you buy it “for your lady”, we know from the personal experiences of our own partners that you are using our coochy cream, for the same reason we are — it protects sensitive pubic skin. Buy some today!
Oops! Where did I leave my sex toys on the train?
About thirty-five sex toys on the train were lost and found on commute by passengers and only about fifteen Londoners came to lay claim.
Did you catch that? Fifteen Londoners took time out of their day to go to the head of the Transport for London office and DESCRIBE the sex toy they lost!
The toys found in London’s trains, buses, and public transport were about 35 in number for a year’s collection with people showing up to claim them.
According to figures, the sex toys on the train were owned by commuters in the capital.
The erotic devices were taken by others to staff for lost property at the TFL (Transport for London) office after being discovered.
The figures revealed that roughly half of the rightful owners openly came to claim their lost properties and admitted to losing their sex toys on the train. They didn’t, however, explain WHY they had their sex toys on the train and whether they were being used to help make the commute more enjoyable.
It appears sex toys were not the only thing that commuters forget.
About four commuters in London misplaced their Viagra pills while travelling and just like the unclaimed sex toys on the train, no one turned up to collect these.
The other less raunchy items that passengers lost include seven hundred and forty-four (744) crutches, one hundred and thirty-five (135) wigs etc.
Of the 135 wigs that were lost, only about 14 of them were picked up by the owners.
The items that aren’t picked up by owners within 3 months are being discarded, given to charity or auctioned for sale.
Wait a minute! There is a government auction for adult toys — USED sex toys found on the train?????
The money made from these items by TfL (Transport for London), is used to fund its office for Lost property. The money made in the last years is estimated to be about one million pounds (about $1.3 million).
That’s a huge sum made primarily from lost properties (raunchy or not) people failed to claim.
Sex toys are cheap. Just buy new ones!!
The Duggar Family TV Show "19 Kids and Counting" often featured a relative, cousin Amy. The on screen antics don't give justice to the real wild child that Amy actually is. Here are a few of the differences between Amy and the rest of the Duggar Family.
1. Amy wasn't a virgin at marriage.
I would have love to be a fly on the wall when that secret was shared at the 19 Kids and Counting estate. Any activity between a couple, including kisses and hugs, before they get married is strictly forbidden in the Duggar household. And Amy didn't lose her cherry to her current husband! She lost it to someone else. You go girl
2. Amy is forbidden from hanging out with the Duggar Family girls unless it is as the family estate.
Jim Bob sets the rules and he doesn't want Amy to influence the sanctity of the 19 Kids and Counting household! Amy is not allowed to meet with the 19 Kids and Counting Duggar girls anywhere except the family home and only when Jim Bob or Michelle Duggar are home to supervise. In 2014, she was billed as a "rising Country star", yee haw.
3. At her wedding, Amy got the last laugh about not being able to be around the girls.
She didn't ask ANY of the Duggar Family "19 Kids and Counting" girls to be in her wedding! All of the bridesmaids were Amy's friends – No Duggars allowed.
4. She isn't like the other members of the Duggar Family! OMG
Just read the headlines: "Amy and Husband in debt"; "Amy's Husband Sued for $50,000 Back Debt"; "Amy says 19 Kids and Counting is Using Anna's Grief For Ratings"; "Amy wears Bikini in Public on Honeymoon"; "Amy Duggar and Dillon King Having Marriage Problems"; "Amy Dugger and Dillon King decided they needed [marriage] counseling." This is certainly shaping up to be a good season.
She even dressed up as a prostitute for one Halloween! "she went to dinner dressed up like Vivian Ward, Julia Roberts’ prostitute character from Pretty Woman".
5. And Drum Roll Please! She love Sex Toys and loud sex!
I knew there was a reason I liked her! "We brought all kinds of sex toys.” “Feathers, oils, strawberries. Kissed every part of my body. The whole resort heard me.” Yeah, now THAT is the Amy we love!
You have again brought the phrase "sex toys" to the mainstream media, adding more and more acceptance for adult toys. We salute you and thank you. And for people who search for the Duggar Family, or 19 Kids and Counting, they will be presented with the phrase "sex toys". Yeah!
Yes, its true — your sex toys get cold also. And who wants to enter a cold, dark Fleshlite, when you are expecting a snuggly, warm, moist blanket of satisfaction to comfort you? It is terrible the suffering guys must endure.
Have no fear – LoveWorks is here and has found a solution to this chilly problem. The Fleshlite Warmer plugs into the wall and slides into the opening of your Fleshlite. After a few minutes, the love canal of the Fleshlite is just above regular body temperature, ready for you to lube and enjoy. No more sliding into a cold, sad toy. Now your sex toy will feel like the real thing – warm and moist!
From the Manufacturer:
A carefully designed heating rod secured by a stable, non-slip rubber base.
A USB cable so you can easily charge the Sleeve Warmer anywhere, anytime. You will also get a USB wall adapter so you can use the device with any electrical outlet.
The sturdy, attractive base makes the Sleeve Warmer an ideal place to store your Fleshlight when it's not in use.
An automatic shut-off feature helps prevent accidental overheating. The device is not meant to remain plugged in for long periods of time.
The Sleeve Warmer is water resistant.
Plug the Warmer in, using either the USB cable or wall charger provided, and mount your Fleshlight sleeve on the upright rod.
The sleeve warmer eliminates the need to submerge the sleeve in very hot water, and let it soak for 10 minutes, dry off, then use. Time consuming and messy! With the sleeve warmer, flip your fleshlight upside down on the wamer, walk away for a few minutes, and presto — a warm vagina or mouth or "non-descript" fleshlight!
A 25 year old Japanese named Yuma Shinohora, said he had the fantasy of having sex with a cockroach and imagined a world where it’d be possible for them to complete their love.
The Japanese man gave the term ‘sex pest’ a whole new look after he confessed he sexually desired a cockroach he called Lisa and that they dated.
I had to search to see if I could find a “paraphilia” involving insects, and I found something similar, but NOT trying to have sex with an insect. I have a great imagination … but how would one do that???
He revealed that Lisa is his ‘first love’, that although the relationship is yet to be consummated with sex, he often dreams of them doing it- with Lisa human-sized or him insect-sized.
He reported that Lisa was “hotter” than every human female, that they were both “100% serious” about the relationship and each other.
But things got more interesting when Lisa passed on and Yuma had to eat her.
Yuma, being an entomophagist, practices and advocates eating of insects as an alternative to eating meat because of environmental reasons. Yuma is famously known for the bug-eating competition.
Yeah … but no, this one is NOT on MY bucket list! Whoever said “truth is stranger than fiction” was so accurate!!
A 25 years old Japanese named Yuma Shinohora, said he had the fantasy of having sex with a cockroach and imagined a world where it’d be possible for them to complete their love.
The Japanese man gave the term ‘sex pest’ a whole new look after he confessed he sexually desired a cockroach he called Lisa and that they dated.
He revealed that Lisa is his ‘first love’, that although the relationship is yet to be consummated with sex, he often dreams of them doing it- with Lisa human-sized or him insect-sized.
He reported that Lisa was “hotter” than every human female, that they were both “100% serious” about the relationship and each other.
But things got more interesting when Lisa passed on and Yuma had to eat her.
Yuma, being an entomophagist, practices and advocates eating of insects as an alternative to eating meat because of environmental reasons. Yuma is famously known for the bug-eating competition.
Yeah … but no, this one is NOT on MY bucket list! Whoever said “truth is stranger than fiction” was so accurate!!
Have you ever purchased USED xxx sex toys? Are you sure? Did you every buy online and not from a reputable local company? Did you buy from "a store" on Amazon? Think again …
XXX Sex Toys are available used. Some online sellers have such liberal return policies that they will take ANYTHING back for ANY reason. If the customer is "unhappy" they will take back the items — including xxx sex toys.
So what happens to the xxx sex toys that are returned? Do you know? I don't know — but I'll tell you I find it very difficult to believe that they throw them away.
After undergoing thorough sterilization, toys are inspected and sorted according to their material composition. Vibrators and other mechanical toys are sent to the skilled technicians in our repair department for salvage and refurbishing.
What is "refurbishing" you ask?
… to make neat, clean, or complete, as by renovating, re-equipping, or restoring …
There is a company that rents xxx sex toys, allowing you to return and exchange for another toy. Your return is cleaned and put back into the market.
How do you keep the toys clean and safe?
We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy.
As a retailer with brick-and-mortar stores (as in REAL, functioning, physical stores in communities where our reputation is at stake), we would NEVER sell a used toy. All xxx sex toys in the store have their packaging wrapped to make sure they can't be opened in the store. If a customer wants to see or feel the vibration of a toy, we wear gloves to remove and show the customer the toy – who must also wear gloves to touch it.
But we are seeing more and more toys sold used on websites. Especially the more expensive xxx sex toys like We Vibe and others that were "used once" but the user "didn't like". Searching on Craigslist will a variety of ads that have been placed in the past.
Selling used xxx sex toys on a site like Craiglist though, isn't as bad because the seller DISCLOSES it to be "used". When you buy from big retailers who sell millions of dollars of xxx sex toys each year, you must wonder what happens to the tiny percentage of toys that are returned?
With a big retailer, that could be thousands and thousands of toys.
What happens to those toys? Are they "refurbished"?
Or are they sold by someone unknown store on big sites like Amazon at lower than wholesale costs.
How many times did you order online and it didn't come in a package.
A drunk couple who was arrested took off their clothes and gave it their best effort to have sex in a police car!
The couple was arrested after they were spotted riding bikes with no lights on and were almost hit by another car.
When the policed stopped Megan Mondanaro who was 35, and Aaron Thomas, 31, she discovered they were heavily drunk with bloodshot eyes.
The police put them in the back of the car which they found to be more comfortable, and arousing!
In his report, the policeman wrote that while he was standing outside his patrol car, the pair took off their clothes and started having sex in a police car – with no hesitation.
After all, the police are your friend.
He explained that when he went to the car, Aaron was already stark naked while Megan was without her pants.
He said that as he tried to intervene, a naked Thomas fled the car with his handcuffs and ran through a park.
It must have been one hell of a run as his escape lasted for a short time. He was caught dodging behind an ice cream parlour close by.
Because his handcuffs were still on him as he ran off, he was charged with an additional crime of theft. (Hahahahaha! He should argue that it wasn’t theft because the cuffs were put on against his will, so he had no choice but to take them! How funny though — charged with theft because of the handcuffs!)
They were both charged with several offences, drunk driving and exposure amongst others.
It was later discovered that the pair weren’t new faces to the force, they’ve had brushes with the police in the past.
The friendship as it appeared, isn’t one that began recently as both have been jailed in the past. Megan, for parole violation and Aaron, for assault on a police officer.
When I first saw Donald Trump, I must admit the first thing I thought of was NOT the desire to see his look alike or a look alike Melania Trump nude in a porn parody. My fragile mental status didn’t want to process that visual whatsoever.
But where there is a market … things happen. Xhamster is the first to put out the casting call for anyone willing to star in a porn parody who look like Donald Trump or Melania Trump nude.
xHamster Issues Global Casting Call for Trump Actor
Porn Company Plans to Dominate the Trump Parody Porn Segment and Needs THE Trumpest Performer on the Planet
Today xHamster, one of the world’s largest adult entertainment sites, has issued a casting call around the world for the man to play Donald Trump in their planned 4-year series of pornographic parodies of the administration.
“The Trump transition has been turbulent for all of us. We apologize for the delay in getting out this request,” said Alex Hawkins, spokesperson for xHamster. “There is nothing more that the American public needs that quality adult content parodies to help them understand the ever shifting landscape of their Executive Branch of government.”Ideally, qualified applicants would have a unique hairstyle that closely matches that of the 45th President of the United States. Additionally, this performer would need to be in the ‘best health of any actor to do porn,’ to have even more in common with the President-elect, whose own physician said that Trump is the ‘healthiest person to run for President in history.” Additional qualifications include the ability to make incredible deals, and bring the HUGE-ness (or “YUGE” in the parlance of Trump) of the President-elect to the small screens and tablets of our consumers.
Optional characteristics of this performer include: having small hands, “not having a problem, down there,” and an affinity for walls (glory hole optional in the wall). The ability to harness both Trump’s complete understanding of all issues without any actual knowledge of an issue, is also an optional trait.
How do you apply?
Please send a non-adult oriented video of yourself, dressed and in Trump-esque character to trump@xhamster.com. From there, we will post submissions to our website and allow our users to select which lucky individual will be xHamster’s official Trump for the duration of the Presidency. We plan to announce the winner the day before President Trump’s first Address to a Joint Session of Congress, often referred to as the State of the Union. This election will be determined by the popular vote. We will not be using an electoral college system to determine the winner of this vital election.
The selected will receive the Twitter handle: @realxHDonaldTrump in order to interact with voters and fans across the globe.
Following the successful casting of the newly elected President Trump at xHamster, we will conduct similar competitions for key members of his inner circle: ex-wifes, family members (of legal age), cabinet officials, and judicial nominees.
“This won’t be easy, but it will be HUGE,” continued Alex. “There is no margin for error if xHamster is going to provide the world with the real (parody) story of the next 4 years, which will be best to watch from the privacy of your bedroom or bathroom.”
The casting call originated in November — and as of now (Feb 2017), I haven’t noticed that anyone has been chosen (or accepted!) the job. Although there was no mention of the Melania Trump nude lookalike that was reported elsewhere.
The Donald always liked the women. And who can blame him? He was a bijilionaire flying around the world on his own private jets. I’m sure women threw themselves at him. That is probably why he had his own bodyguard — to fight the women off!
During the election, he was accused of sleeping with Russian hookers, and since he was running for President, he had to deny those rumors. But Putin got in the last word:
“Did Trump really come and meet with Moscow prostitutes? Firstly he is an adult, and secondly he is a person who for many years has organized a beauty pageant, socialized with the most beautiful women in the world. It is hard to believe that he ran to a hotel to meet with our girls of a low social class, although they are the best in the world,” Putin said.
So for now, we have to wait for the lookalikes for Donald Trump and Melania Trump nude to be chosen. I doubt if I will watch that porn parody. What about you??
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