The latest leak of Justin Bieber’s naked willy, flopping around hangin-around half-hard in Bora Bora has caused quite a stir in the media world. Many people are impressed with the girth of his willy, so much that it seems to be all that anyone can talk about.
Up until that moment, I never realized the world was infatuated with Bieber's penis. When I started writing this article, I did a little research and found entire stores and picture galleries dedicated to "Bieber Penis Sightings". On this one site, there are a dozen photos of Bieber on stage grabbing his penis, having an erection at a basketball game, and in a bathing suit on the beach. And here is a twitter page of celebrity penis shots — Justin Bieber again! So there really are a lot of people who are interested in the Bieb's privates.
So I guess it was only a matter of time before Clone a Willy offered Bieber one million dollars to endorse their product. Although the million doesn’t necessarily mean they would manufacture his so-called perfect dong in dildo form, the agreement would include him making a casting of his penis. Bieber has not accepted or denied the offer, and according to Clone a Willy, no response has been returned from their offer.
And Bieber follows the industry trends – he was found by You Tube remember? I would bet that most of his celebrity friends have insured body parts. I know Kim Kardashian has her butt insured for $21 million. And there are dozens of others including Taylor Swift (Legs: $40 million), Bruce Springteen (Voice: $31 million) and Mariah Carey who insured her legs for $1 Billion after she got the Gillette Shaver Representative contract!
Insuring your penis seems to be the current trend. In Canada, a (male) underwear company has begun offering $50,000 insurance policies free of charge to its customer; insuring them against having their penis "detached from their body". As is Lorena Bobbitt and 22 other women who made headlines for using a willy-wacker to cut off their partner's penis.
Perhaps Bieber thinks he has enough money, and with or without a functioning penis, he will survive financially even without a policy. Bieber’s money-maker is his voice, not his penis. Although his penis seemed to make his dad proud, his voice is what pays his bills. If he chose to insure a body part, it should probably be his larynx.
And since all attempts to inquire about his insurance was met with the standard "I cannot confirm or deny" response (except for the one who told us "If I told you, I would have to kill you"), we don't know if he does have his voice insured. If he doesn't know which insurance agency to call (since they don't exactly run voice insurace ads on the radio), he should reach out to his buddies, Rod Stewart and the Bruce.
Clone a Willy believes the endorsement will increase Bieber’s popularity, as well as benefit sales of the Clone a Willy. If Bieber’s dick is so impressive, maybe they need to make sure they have enough willy-casting material if he should accept their offer.
Vibrators have been jiggling the genitals of women since 1869, when the physician, names George Taylor, designed, manufactured and patented The Manipulator. The Manipulator was powered by steam and was inserted into pelvis for vibration treatments. Taylor’s patients would lie on their stomachs on a table that was padded for their comfort, and enjoy the “pelvic massage” from the Manipulator.
The Manipulator weighed in at approximately 125 pounds and contained a vibrating sphere. Both men and women enjoyed the cures from this vibrating treatment. Women’s treatments were inserted vaginally, and men’s treatments were inserted anally. There are few historical references to the men’s anal treatment however.
Since the founding moment of the Manipulator, many other physicians were introducing vibrating techniques that varied in shapes, sizes and power sources. Water, air, gas and batteries were all methods that were used to power the historical vibration devices. Whether the device played music, were shaped like forks, were large, small, or shaped like a hairdryer, they provided stimulation to both genders.
The popularity of the vibration techniques took off and in 1880, the first electromechanical vibrator introduced the vibrator to homes across the nation. Hamilton Beach had the first retail patent in 1902, followed by General Electric (GE) in the introduction of “personal massagers”, which resembled hair dryers and contained attachments, and the ability to relive their youthful pleasures.
Ads for personal vibrators covered the local papers and magazines for more than twenty years, but after the 1920’s, were never seen in print for at least 50 years until Hitachi placed an ad for the Magic Wand Massager. Nobody knows why the ads were not printed for so long, but Hitachi reintroduced vibration ads to media.
Since the 1970’s adult products in general, and “sex toys” in particular, have slowly increased in popularity and acceptability. Television shows, like Sex & the City created a following of women who were so intrigued by the openness of the show. Before this show, they were only able to discuss sex and sex-related topics in a hush-hush way with their best friends; but thanks to Sex and the City, society has opened it’s mind to accept more sexual related topics. This show has also increased the sales of the Form 6 “Neck Massager”, due to Samantha’s product return and referring it to as a vibrator.
Most companies, like Sharper Image, Hamilton Beach, and GE create products that are really meant to be genital vibrators, but they label them “personal massager”, or “neck massager”, to avoid being labeled, or appearing inappropriate. Ethan Imboden, Founder of Jimmyjane, was tired of adult toys only being sold in cheap and chintzy packages and places. He knew that just because sex is taboo, it doesn’t have to be dirty and sleazy. He was on a mission to create a new generation of adult toys—products with class and sophistication. He wanted to bring high-end and earth-friendly adult products to the market of otherwise questionable sleaze, in an effort to redefine the adult industry.
With the help of friends and family, Imboden set out on a mission to make recyclable, sleek, fashionable, effective, sexy, hygienic an portable sex toys. Some of the designs are Jimmyjane’s Little Chroma (a sleek, aluminum wonder that runs on rechargeable battery and is completely recyclable.) and the Form 6 that everyone is talking about.
The Form 6 is a complete work of art and genius design. Not only is this product waterproof, nonporous, and hypoallergenic, but it is also made of silicone, purrs like a quiet kitten, and DOES NOT take AA batteries. That’s right, this sex toy runs on a lithium ion battery, and will withstand a lot more action than weak AA batteries. These awesome devices make you feel good in more ways than one. Not only do they knock you off your socks, but they also are earth friendly and comply with FCC, FDA ISO and all other standards of compliance.
Jimmyjane is in the new class of sex toys, referred to as the “luxury vibrators”, because of the higher standards and made in the USA quality. Jimmyjane products have also become the high end standard for celebrities: Jennifer Garner, Kate Moss, and Terri Hatcher have all promoted JimmyJane products.
LoveWorks is proud to see the JimmyJane line of toys both in stores and online. It is a great toy to demonstrate and customers love its style, quality composition, and design. There are a few other companies in this same category, such as WeVibe. These luxury sex toys aren’t just adult toys, they are works of art.
Also, for a unique and entertaining take on the ancient treatments of Hysteria (which was genital masturbation performed only by doctors), enjoy this trailer from the 2011 movie, “Hysteria”.
What You Need to Know About Penis Piercing
For most men, it doesn’t make sense to pierce their penis. It’s agonizing, and there’s very real risk of infection which can lead to a host of other problems like spraying or dribbling urine if done wrong. But some people are serious about body modification that there’s no part of their anatomy is sacred anymore.
And that includes their penis.
Nevertheless, if you are thinking of getting one there are some things you should know.
You might have heard about this term in reference to penis piercing. It’s actually rooted to a legend that Queen Victoria’s husband had his privates pierced so it would stay in place even when walking around in very tight trousers.
Basically, the piercing goes through the external urethral meatus, spanning the glans until the frenulum.
Why Pierce at All?
Apart from body modification artist expressing their craft, or as a fashion statement, there’s a common belief that it enhances sexual performance. The jury is still out there whether or not penis piercing can actually cause more orgasms for their partners simply because of the small sample size (only about 3% of men have piercings).
Overt Risks of Penis Piercing
Bleeding – Some people are bleeders, and this is a very real risk especially if the person who pierces you has no prior experience.
Infection – Just like any wound, your pierced penis is prone to infection if you have dirty hands or you swim in dirty water.
Nerve damage – Your fashion statement could end up very badly if your penis sustain nerve damage. Two things might occur, you might suffer from erectile dysfunction, or you lose your ability to feel pleasure from sex.
Scarring – Forget the aesthetics, scarring can limit the ability of your organ to extend to its full length because of scar tissue.
Allergic reaction – If you haven’t had piercings in your life before, your penis is probably the last thing you will experiment with. You might have an allergy to studs, silver or any other metallic object which you didn’t know about.
Reducing risks
If you are really bent on doing it, you have to have your penis pierced with somebody certified by the Association of Professional Piercers (APP), or any other oversight group. A cosmetic surgeon is also a good option to cut the risk of infection or wrong puncture.
Popular sex quote says, “If you are not getting it, you might as well pay for it”, or get a scarecrow to do role play. The latter part of the sentence was probably what was going on in 58-year-old Jose Alberto’s mind when he dressed a scarecrow to be sexy and bent over for a little strapon pegging. Alberto reportedly put lipstick and a wig on the scarecrow before strapping a sex toy (strap on penis) to the crow in a bid to get freaky.
Sometime later, the police were called and guess why? Alberto’s corpse was found lying right next to his motionless lover. After careful examination of the scene, police spokesman, Rodolfo Moure highlighted that there was no evidence of stress or coercion; although the strapon pegging angle of the scene was mystifying. This observation helped many people conclude that Alberto died while his motionless partner was pegging him with a strapon.
He spent some time making his partner look good as it was stuffed with straws and sewn up to make for a comfortable sex partner. Alberto was described to be a lonely man within the community who tended to sheep; little wonder why he only let death part him from his new crow lover.
Alberto’s death left a lot of questions unanswered and imaginations untamed. People wanted to know why the scarecrow had a penis, “Was Alberto on the receiving end of the six-inch penis?”, “Did Alberto actually die from sex with the scarecrow?”, “Why did Alberto dress the scarecrow to be a woman but strapped a penis to it?” “Was it possible that the scarecrow was pegging him to death?” If only the man could be resurrected for a moment just to tame all imaginations and answer the questions we all have about his passing away.
Until Alberto is resurrected, we only have a sexy scarecrow who has refused to talk. Hope it doesn’t skip town.
Besides finding out Alberto was probably bisexual and into strapon pegging; a few lessons were picked up from the episode. Now, the society might just come together and help bring loners into the society, help everyone fit in and let us all enjoy the benefits of belonging in a society. Maybe if the society was a little more accessible to Alberto he would still live today. We all hope he has more than a scarecrow to mourn his loss.
The police got involved after neighbors notified the force of an unbearable smell coming from Alberto’s home. We were told the scarecrow was not charged.
More information should follow once autopsy results come in.
It is sad that he passed away, but sometimes you need to make the news a little more interesting!
You remember Aaron Carter from way back in the 90s? Yeah, the same one who has undergone some SERIOUS personal issues such as retraining orders from his family, DUIs, rehab, and a few other things. And we are NOT going to talk about the face tattoo.
A few years ago, Aaron Carter took to Twitter to talk about sexuality and came out as “bisexual”. He said that the guilt of not being honest with his fans was weighing heavily on him for a large part of his life.
When he was 13 years old, he realized that he was interested in and attracted to both boys and girls.
Although he recognized the attraction, all of his relationships had been with girls.
Shortly after turning 17, he had an experience with an “older man”: a man that he had held an attraction for, was close to him while Carter was growing up, as well as being someone he worked with. To say he is “vague” about the details is an understatement.
The next day, it was revealed that Aaron Carter and his girlfriend, Madison Parker had broken up. The internet went wild with speculation.
Was Madison Parker and Aaron Carter on the outs, and Madison was threatening to out Aaron?? Later news reports quoted Carter as saying that Madison Parker didn’t “understand” bisexuality, and wasn’t supportive of his decision to share his sexuality with the world. She denied this and said their “issues” were long-brewing and had nothing to do with sexuality, which again fueled the fire of speculation, “was she going to out him”?
Do partners really quit on you because you realize you are bisexual? If they were really together, wouldn’t she know or at least have an idea that he had an attraction to boys as well?
Shortly after this (the dates don’t matter), Aaron Carter announces that his comments about bisexuality have been “misconstrued”.
“It was more so just a story that happened when I was like 17 with somebody,” Carter said. And it just happened to be a man, so he felt the need to share.
That was the beginning of his backtracking – trying to walk back the significance of announcing to the world you were not straight.
He continued by stating that he planned to be “pursuing relationships” with women and to have a family.
His comments made people think that Carter was afraid being bi might interfere with his ability to hold a meaningful relationship with a female.
Those comments didn’t sit well with the non-straight community, and everyone chimed in that anyone of any sexuality could have a family.
Bisexuals and Same-sex couples settle down and have kids together all the time. But Carter’s backtracking makes one wonder whether he was reacting to a sexual stigma that he had not foreseen.
Then he upped the ante and said he was “confused”. A collective groan among bisexuals around the world was heard.
Being “confused” is what every naysayer has said to a newly out bisexual. “You will figure it out”; “You will decide whether you like men or women”; “You don’t have to choose today”.
No, you don’t have to choose. Ever. That is bisexuality. It doesn’t mean you must like both genders equally; and you must act on that attraction equally. You might choose to settle down with one gender, but that doesn’t change your sexual orientation.
Bisexuality is a scale. Kinsey called it a 6 point scale. Every other scale in the world is a “ten point scale” so I don’t know why Kinsey had to be different.
But on a 1 to 10 scale, with 1 being straight; and 10 being gay or lesbian; every number between them is a degree of bisexuality. Yes, 5 infers you like the genders equally. But most bis you will meet will fall somewhere else on the scale OTHER than 5.
And your “position” on the scale doesn’t remain stagnant your entire life. It is truly a journey and sexual orientation often slides up and down the bisexual scale. There is even emotional bisexuality vs sexual bisexuality, just to show how deep bisex is. But this doesn’t apply to the Aaron Carter situation.
Change and flexibility in the scale position does apply to Carter. A few months later after announcing he would only date woman, he changes again and says he is “open to the idea” of dating men as well, if one comes along and “sparks” his interest.
Carter’s confusion lies in the future – he acknowledges his attraction to boys and girls, but he is confused about where his attraction is going to take him. Aren’t we all!
When we see role models such as Aaron Carter walk back his acknowledgement of being bisexual, we understand why so many bi men go back into the closet (or never risk coming out!). I find it sad to see anyone stay in the closet. I find it even sadder to see someone go back in.
I hope he finds the courage to be open about who he is without the fear associated with being non-straight. We need more people being willing to step out of their comfort zone and acknowledge who they are.
To go where no sex doll has gone before! That is the mission.
Here’s a random guess, the last time NASA forces made it to space the single guys probably complained there is a lot of lonesomeness in space. Well, the complaints have not fallen to deaf ears, because CNV has taken up the task of launching a sex doll into space.
Missy, the inflatable lady, was launched into space by CNV. The company is known as a large distributor of sexual wellness products on the planet Earth, and its little surprise that the sex doll, Missy, was launched into space around Lake Tahoe, California. Missy seemed to be in a hurry to meet up with her date in space as she elevated at about 1,400 feet per minute. She climbed as high as 100,000 feet (almost 20 miles!), at a time when some of us haven’t jumped as high as a meter.
While she must have had a ball gazing at all her admirers from such a height, she met a sad end. Missy popped when the altitude got to 102,000 feet and seemed to be in even more hurry coming back down than going up. The story gets sadder as Missy was torn apart into shreds on her flight down and there were little pieces to pick up of her remains.
The doll weighed 4.5 pounds and contained 300 cubic feet of hydrogen. Missy had many accolades to savor from her short-lived journey into space. The sex doll averted extreme temperatures of about -70 degrees Fahrenheit, cosmic ray radiation, and high-energy particles from other solar systems. Missy’s encouraging performance will serve as a springboard for improvements if the guys at CNV intend to send Missy’s sisters for a launch.
Maybe if the Missy project is perfected we will have more astronaut volunteers. You must think it’s pretty weird to render any form of resources into sending a sex doll to space, but opportunities could be exploited if this comes through. If you know what I mean.
Can you picture a summer holiday in space with your hot girlfriend girl (Or toy girl)? Well, if your girlfriend is too scared to make the space ride you could stuff a sex doll with hydrogen gas and let her meet you in space. If you are into the fetish of counting weird sex venues, meet Missy half way and add “space” to that list.
Looking for your own sex doll to launch into space? We have quite a collection – including some male dolls.
But as you can see by the picture on the left, as soon as we asked for volunteers to go launch into space, there was a shocking silence.
Just look at the expression on this poor girl's face at the thought of going into space. Don't worry, we told her we were just kidding after that. 🙂
As we have seen many times in the past, people come up with unique and creative ideas to raise money for the much-needed research and awareness in medical fields. Be it the ice bucket challenge or matching of pledge drives through public broadcasts, they all succeed in invigorating those who are involved.
Similarly, the men’s University of Warwick rowers started their viral nude calendar in 2009 with the intention of raising money for cancer research and support. They started a dedicated Facebook page, which was well received by the school and local residents.
The women’s rowing team felt left behind, so they also decided to join in on this idea. In 2013 the women’s group stripped down and started their separate Facebook page and nude calendar. This time, however, the audience response wasn’t the same. For some people, the photos of these naked, gorgeous women were offensive to them. They started receiving complaints from prudes from every corner.
These complaints weren’t affecting their activities in any way, so they decided to simply ignore the criticism.
However, things changed for them when Facebook decided to delete their page while keeping the men’s page untouched. Maybe Facebook doesn’t categorize the male body to be as explicit nudity or whatever the convoluted reason was, their action wasn’t justified and this fact upset many female rowers, including the organizer of the calendar, Sophie Bell.
It was recently stated by Bell, “Facebook has unpublished our page a few times since we created it, due to what it deemed “inappropriate images”. Other participants of our women’s nude calendar felt degraded by Facebook. The group complained that their objective was just to reveal what the body of women athletes should look like. Photos of nude female rowers were supposed to be appreciated instead of being bashed. Unfortunately, the audience was not able to see the art behind the Warwick Rowers nude calendar.
This story gained tremendous media attention and it was at that time when Facebook decided to lift up the ban, but that doesn’t absolve or resolve everything.
Final Thoughts
This event brings up few questions and suggestions. So, let’s start with the suggestions. First, before planning for similar artistic ideas, it’s best to be mindful about the response from prudish trolls. There are many hypocrites out there in the world, and they love to congregate in large numbers around places online where they can’t help themselves and choose to barrage others with their ideologies, shaming them for not seeing the world through their narrow lens.
This story also begs to question: If Facebook is the arbitral of so-called “fake news” and speaks for the “community” when censoring such pages as the Warwick Rowers’ nude calendar, then why do they only admit their flawed analysis when put under public pressure? Maybe Facebook’s facade of unbiased regulation is a warning sign to others who may or have faced censorship that they should use other platforms to communicate.
There are other colleges and sports that have created nude calendars such Oxford University Women's Rugby team. I didn't find a facebook page for them, but I did notice that many of their nude photos were shared on facebook.
LoveWorks can't help you if you are looking to buy oars.
Paddles, on the other hand …..
At the point when individuals discuss how "love knows no limits", and that it is "more than a man and a lady", is this what they mean? Sex with a Pitbull? But as of yet, gratefully, this kind of self satisfaction is as yet viewed as well beyond those of ordinary manner of thinking. Reinaldo Diaz was captured and set up for the Bullock County Jail on a charges of savagery, pitilessness to creatures and third-offense public indecency. Diaz had been indicted twice before public indecency.
An alpha male with a deformed nose was seen engaging in sex with an animal outside without trying to hide while it was drizzling. And even more surprisingly, this is happening more frequently.
Georgia police have arrested the man on a charge of bestiality because he was supposedly caught on video having sex with a dog outside a home. 68-year-old Reinaldo Diaz, very obviously an alpha male and a Statesboro resident, was arrested after police were informed by neighbors that he was seen stripped behind a living arrangement engaging in sexual relations with the black & white pitbull.
As indicated by police, when officers landed at about 4:40 pm, they saw Diaz having sex with the male pitbull. Examiners at first met the witnesses that recorded video and took photos, indicating Diaz ambushing the dog that was innocently relaxing on its back on the rainy night.
The dog's proprietor is a lady who is related to Diaz by marriage and lives by the suspect. Police stated the pitbull was not harmed in the attack. The creature was given back to its proprietor, who was ignorant of the sexual acts conferred by Daiz.
Diaz, whose nose looks extremely distorted because of some obscure condition, got arrested and set up for jail at Bulloch County on embarrassing charges including bestiality and animal cruelty (for sex with the animal) and public indecency for the third time.
Police said the pit bull was not hurt in the strike (althought it is unkown if the pitbull's pride was damaged!). Diaz was caught and set up for the Bulloch County Jail on a charges of cruelty, viciousness to animals and third-offense open irreverence. Who else by a true alpha male would penetrate a pitbull?
As per records, Diaz had been indicted before for open profanity.
Only a figure on my part, yet I think this lost soul has been living alone too long, and needs some sort of contact, particularly with a therapist. Anybody that sinks to this level at this age needs attention. I trust the state of Georgia discovers a way to help this person, for as we as a whole know things, for example, this can prompt a further stride in his disorder. What do you think?
So I wonder if pitbulls talk about and compare their previous lovers also??? Do they expect flowers? Calls in the morning? Do they get mad when they find out it was a one-night-stand? I'm sure their self-esteem takes a hit when they are told that it only happened because HE "was drunk". Have there every been any puppies born from human-dog copulation? Does a pitbull orgasm? Ok, I'll stop now. 🙂