A toy created to mimic cunnilingus, the Sqweel 2 oral sex toy launched hoping to give every woman the orgasm they’ve been waiting for from any sex toy. Unfortunately, I am here to tell you they failed miserably.
10 tongues rotating in a lapping motion over and over on this AAA(x3) powered oral sex toy left me ridiculously underwhelmed. As soon as the toy touched me, it immediately slowed down and began to drag (and it wasn’t flush against me). I felt next to nothing. If pushed against me to where I could feel it, it would almost stop completely.
I was looking forward to this oral sex toy loveworks.com rocking my world. $60-70 is a lot to pay for such disappointment. I have since noticed that all reviews for this oral sex toy all mention the lack of power in the wheel, and how it slows down to a halt when pressed against the body. I would have thought that since this is version 2, they would have improved the motor and functions, but they did not.
I do have hope however, if “The Worlds Best Selling Oral Sex Toy” is even remotely true, it means there is a demographic out there wanting such a product(LIKE ME!). Here is to the wish that someone jumps on it and gives us something to really “Sqweel” about.
UPC CODE #5060108814034
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One of the first perks that drew me to the Slimline g spot vibrator, was definitely the price. It’s ideal for a newbie who doesn’t know if they enjoy vibration, or a couple who wants to introduce a simple unintimidating toy to their playtime.
It runs off of 2 AA batteries, and has pretty decent vibration, I was pleasantly surprised.
My favorite thing to use the Slimline g spot vibrator for isn’t G spot stimulation, it’s for clitoral stimulation. I used it in replacement of my silver bullet at the time. Getting away from the hassle of wires and controllers was always a priority of mine. The best time loveworks.com to use it is when you’re in positions that feel great, but you need more clitoral stimulation (doggy style, on the side/sleepy sex) you can reach with no strain, and control the vibration with one hand.
As a g spot vibrator, I found it kind of uncomfortable. The bulbous head did give pressure where it needed to be, however I couldn’t enjoy it between the plastic and the loud noise this toy makes. (Which sounds way louder once inside you)
The Slimline g spot vibrator is completely waterproof and fully submersible. My only advice is to be sure you have tightened the cap as far right as it will go before water play
UPC CODE #78866120567
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Crazy Girl Oral Sex Gel Cotton Candy flavor is one of my top picks in the flavor fun department. To start the dispenser is a pump action bottle so you get just the right amount! The loveworks.com taste is exact with no lingering weird after taste of artificial sweeteners. The consistency is absolute perfection, a smooth but thick liquid allows you to spread it on your partner without the added worry of it dripping on their feet! It's toy safe and latex friendly so you don't have to limit your playtime to just one area. Also a non-staining formula makes for easy clean up.
As a personal fan of this product, it's a perfect addition to oral sex play. Using it for him or her, its incredibly long lasting and enjoyable. It combines 2 of my favorite things, oral and cotton candy! Since I've tried it on its debut, I haven't went without it in my nightstand.
When I asked my partner about the Crazy Girl Oral sex gel and what he though, I had a good laugh. He told me that it combined his two favorite items — Cotton Candy and Vagina! And the aroma of cotton candy made him think he was doing something nasty while the carnival was in town! Perhaps I shouldn't ask him when I am writing reviews!
UPC CODE #638258751018
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Sensuelle boasts this rechargeable bullet vibrator toy as being the “New breed on what bullets will be” and I cannot agree more! It is available in Black, Pink, Purple & Chrome. Still one of the best selling bullets we sell!
We have all started with the basic “silver bullet”, with the 2 AA’s and a cord maybe 6-8 inches long. Now don’t get me wrong, it got the job done but it left a lot to be desired.
Navigation around cords is loveworks.com frustrating enough, but adding in the worry of battery life just left me more exhausted from the hassle than anything!
That is why I was so intrigued with this rechargeable bullet vibrator launched.
Here are some quick break downs on this particular bullet vibrator:
UPC CODE #9342851001500 (Purple)
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• Twice dipped in silicone– Great for friction, plastic or rubber bullet vibrators sex toys become slippery and hard to control. Extremely hygienic. (For those who do not know, silicone is MUCH safer than your standard TPR or plastic. It will absorb bacteria at a much slower rate, leaving you and your toy to have a long lasting relationship. )
• Forget batteries! (or stealing them from remotes/game controllers-we’ve all been there)
This bullet vibrator has a recharging station. Sensuelle includes all that is necessary to keep your toy ready. There are two magnetic pinpoints on the bottom of the bullet that align to the metal pinpoints in the charger. A USB cord attaches to the charger and then into a port you plug in. (Much like your cell phone) Obviously you can charge this in USB as well. Once plugged in, the light on the front of the charger will begin to flash from red to green. Stopping once it is fully charged. I’m told it is supposed to be green when fully charged, but mine stays on red. * Shrug * Typically one full charge will last me a week, using 3-4 times around 45 minutes or so each session.
• Warranty– All Sensuelle products are backed with a one year warranty. This covers manufacturer defects only, not typical wear and tear. They will repair/replace your toy. You cover the cost of shipping to them, they cover it back. Not too shabby I’d say.
• Wireless– It’s been my personal experience that most wireless bullet vibrators lack the power of those with wires. This being because most come with smaller batteries (typically LR44’s) thus limiting your playtime drastically. The Sensuelle Point is completely wireless, and has all the power (if not more so) than some of the higher end vibrators I sell/have owned. The convenience of moving to any position without the hassle of a wire, is priceless.
• Waterproof– Lots of products like to throw that snazzy WATERPROOF label onto their products, but in fact they are only water RESISTANT. The Sensuelle Point rechargeable bullet vibrator is fully submersible up to 4 feet.
• 20 Functions- On the bottom of the toy the push start takes you through 20 different waves of vibration. All of them are enjoyable, but the first 3 are my personal favorites. Low, Medium and High. This is constant vibration, compared to the others that are more of a stop-go stop-go pulsation. The power of each vary, but even the weakest of any of these 20 are better than the highest of the basic silver bullet. All the while, being the most silent vibrator I have ever owned.
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• The bottom push button start has a flashing LED light to show you the pattern you are currently on. In a dark room, it looks like I’m throwing a rave. Kind of distracting.
• The Chrome version of the Point is not silicone dipped, but a shiny plastic. Therefore eliminating the perk of friction that is helpful on slippery when wet surfaces.
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Going strong into 2017 and sneaking up on Valentine’s Day, I’ve noticed a surge in the sales of the Pocket Rocket Vibrator. Not only does the Pocket Rocket Vibrator typically offer a decent vibration, but the size expands your range of play!
Here are my Top 3 recommendations if you’re looking to try a Pocket Rocket Vibrator:
ResuableThe Voom! Bullet is powered by a low frequency motor so it is not only quiet but provides a deep rumbling sensation! Voom! Fits perfectly into your palm which is convenient and also makes it super easy to hide!
#2 Evolved Pixie Sticks Shimmer
SiliconeThe Pixie pocket rocket vibrator is powered by 1 AA battery and has a wavy textured pattern along the shaft of the vibe. 10 Functions make sure you can have a variety of ooo’s and ahhhs at your fingertips! Silicone is my personal favorite material for not only comfort but sanitary reasons as well. This vibe is longer than most at 3 inches, but it allows for better control when trying to find just the right spot! Definitely one to try!
15 FunctionThe Joie is my personal favorite. We have all had the frustrating moment of scouring to find batteries when its “sexy time.” Sensuelle is the release of that obligation and initially why I was interested in it (so many remotes in my house without batteries at any given time). It uses a magnetic charger and a typical charge will last a few hours for me, and that is more than enough.
In comparison to #3 and #2, the vibration is superior. The velvet coating helps maintain control and the perfect size allows it to be incorporated into male toys as well! The possibilities, much like the orgasms, could be endless.
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I have never been really into the nipple suckers & nipple play much – till now. Mainly it is because I’ve got huge breasts, and little to no sensation. So you can imagine my thrill when partners would be fixated on them, and I’d literally get nothing out of it.
I remember once making out with a guy after his young cousin he had been babysitting had left, leaving the Disney channel on.
I remember this well because he was attached to me like nipple suckers the ENTIRE duration of “Bee Movie”. For the longest I just spaced out and thought about how Seinfeld was one of the most overrated shows ever, and Jerry Seinfeld is NOT funny.
Anyway, after I left feeling like I had breastfed a 29 year old man, I started to look up ways to heighten sensation. Lol. If I had even gotten slightly aroused (or he had realized I wasn’t into it) it could’ve ended with a happy ending for us both. But nooooooooooooooooooooo.
Google (a gift I appreciate daily) showed me a link where piercing had increased sensation. So, I got them pierced. HOLY HELL you don’t know pain until you carry DDDs that are trying to heal around. Ladies, I salute you. You’re troopers! The first time I opened the freezer, I almost dropped to my knees in tears. Lol
I kept the piercings for about 2 years before removing them, and now my nipples are perma-erect. However, the sensation isn’t always there. *sad face*
So I tried something way less painful, and purchased the Cal Exotic Nipple Suckers Bulbs. A rubber ball with a plastic “vacuum tube” you place directly over the nipple and squeeze, the suction forces the nipples to become erect. ANDDDDDDD It increases sensitivity.
The package includes 4 mini O-rings you slide over the plastic tube, and once your nipple is erect you can slide the ring onto your nipple. This is the part I enjoy the most, the pressure. The throbbing makes you aware of them, and only then is every touch amplified by ten! These nipple suckers worked and that was no joke!
I typically like to do a PRO/CON list but there is NO CONS. It’s the perfect size, perfect price, and its such minimal effort for an amazing feeling!
A few customers have shared their complaints about these nipple suckers with me. One felt that the hole to insert your nipple was too small for her nipples; and the other felt that the depth didn't work for her long, extended nipples. I didn't experience either of those issues.
I thought about trying the nipple suckers on my clit, but I got a little scared at the suction power these bulbs have. Maybe one day I will get a little more of an experimentative feeling and try it on other body parts!
And less invasive than being 24 and getting your stuff pierced lol. Plus, this is a great option for those who don't (or can't) wear metal nipple clamps. These pass through TSA security with no problems. 🙂
The Mambo 9 inch dildo vibrator is one of the most basic vibes, but definitely worth the money.
Mambo comes in 3 different colors; pink, purple and blue. The pink and blue Mambo’s are quite light and transparent, the purple is bolder, and that is why it caught my eye.
The Mambo is 9 inches long, 8 inches insertable length and 1.5 inches wide. My loveworks.com favorite aspect of this particular vibe is the bullet is in the tip of the toy. With most vibrators, the bullet at the base of the toy which means so much has to be inserted to receive the max vibration. Not the case with this toy!
Waterproof is an added perk to this 9 inch dildo vibrator. I don’t know about the majority of my readers, but 99% of the time..the ONLY time I really have alone is in the shower. So this is a must with any toy I decide to purchase. Haha
Downside to this toy, while being totally affordable (average of $25), the vibration isn’t all that great. Inside is the basic silver bullet (2AA), which totally gets the job done but if you’re looking to be blown away you might be super disappointed.
The Mambo 9 inch dildo vibrator is loveworks.com definitely a great starter toy because of its simplistic design and basic functions, its nothing too overwhelming to the senses.
UPC: #735380120115
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Whether you’re a seasoned BDSM player, or a kinky novice exploring the fetish world, a pinwheel is one of the best sensory tools you can have in your toy arsenal.
This timeless toy provides all the stimulation that you’ve come to love and expect from a pinwheel, but with 10x more reels!
All the pinwheel I have encountered have been a single row of pins, and all have been metal. I have to admit I was somewhat skeptical when I read this particular version; the “Transfix” which is made from a body-safe ABS plastic. I anticipated the Transfix would feel cheap and break easily.
I was pleasantly surprised. There are 2 separate rungs of pins, each in a row of 5. They spin 360 degrees, and feel very sturdy when held. I’ve owned a few metal ones, and when used the wheel sometimes wouldn’t stay straight while in use, when pressure was applied it would become kind of wobbly. This is very upsetting when I’m attempting to make a fun design on someone’s bottom! Lol
The Transfix Pinwheel is durable, and easy to handle. The 360 flips make sure the loving sting never stops, and continues on the path you’ve set.
I could literally play with this for hours, I enjoy the sensation and the fact it looks like a medieval torture device. Lol
(A little history on this delicious device)
Most Pinwheel are referred to as “Wartenberg Pinwheels.” Invented by a Belorussian Neurologist named Dr. Robert Wartenberg, he created this to test skin reactions. Sometimes a patient being able to unable to feel sensation in certain places can help determine where nerve damage end or begin and may help further diagnose any connecting issues. These pinwheel are still used in modern medicine today!
I wonder when the crossover came into the BDSM community? Hmmmm. I’m going to have to look into this.
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So at first glance I had no idea what to think of the Hiky Clit Vibrator. It kind of looks like one of those old Viking drinking horns, but in pink! Lol
The super silky silicone is very appealing and the vibration super quiet. I honestly hadn’t paid close attention to the description and assumed it was just another silicone vibrator, until I finally did zone in on the title.
“Vacuum Clit Vibrator and Stimulator.” Immediately I needed a closer look. I had completely overlooked the base of the toy, there’s a thin white line and begins the suction area. The very bottom is pink with a little circle opening, also coated in silicone. It’s rechargeable, and plugs in the back of the toy through a seamless opening, which closes back up after charger removal.
The controls were kind of confusing for me to learn at first but once I unlocked 
that magic panel, I was blown away by this brand new clit vibrator.
Top Button -1 with a ~ over it. This button controls the vibration of the clitoral suction end of the toy.
Bottom Button -2 with a ~ over it. This button controls the vibration of the insertion end of the toy!
Left button- A controls the suction pattern of the clitoral piece.
Now I’m sure if you’ve read about my opinion about the Satisfyer Pro 2 and the Womanizer, you know I’ve been up in arms that no one has come out with a decent clit vibrator & suction toy.
There’s like 500+ versions of toys to mimic oral for men, how hard should it really be to duplicate that technology for women? The clitoris enjoys a lot of the same stimulation as the penis, and its 100x smaller! Lol
*end rant sorry*
Anyway, the Hiky’s clit vibrator and suction capabilities would make me deem it the Sasha Grey of vibrators. Lmao
Just placing this toy on my hand left a red suction ring, the vibration is absolute heaven. I’m beyond impressed with this toy’s capabilities. It can be used internally for penetration and vibration, externally for vibration, externally for clitoral suction/vibration.
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The Pixie Sticks Shimmer mini bullet vibrator is one of the better choices when considering a quality panty vibrator. The Shimmer has a variety of perks loveworks.com!
-Silicone- 10 Functions- G-spot curve for gentle exploration
-Waterproof -3.00 insertable length -Latex and Phthalate free
The Pixie Shimmer is what I would call quiet in comparison to many other mini-vibes. It’s vibration is notable, it runs off 1AA battery whereas most run off 2-3 watch batteries (which die within 45 minute on average). So, needless to say, I’m happy loveworks.com about that feature, changing batteries a few times a week just isn’t for me. Haha Nothing kills the mood more than “Oh wait, wait….my batteries are dead…”
I LOVE the fact this toy is silicone, not only is it hygienically superior to its plastic/rubber counterparts, it feels better! Silicone to me provides more of a friction than other toys that become super slick when wet.
The Pixie Shimmer mini bullet vibrator offers a variation of functions-
Vibration- A balanced motion with no change in pattern
Escalation-A vibration that increases in intensity.
Pulsates- A pattern of vibration that is rhythmic or irregular.
While flipping through the functions to find that perfect one, even in the dark you’ll see where you are thanks to the handy dandy LED light that will show you the pattern you are currently cycling through!
It is priced around $30 from what I’ve seen on average, which is well worth it. Also, its worth mentioning that Evolved offers warranties for their products. So if yours somehow dies (and not just you killed the batteries!), you can get online fill out the necessary info, then you pay shipping to them. Evolved then sends you a replacement, loveworks.com and usually a free toy for the inconvenience! How awesome is that?
Warranty. Waterproof. Silicone. Multi-Function. Pixie Shimmer mini bullet vibrator: Sold!
UPC: #844477007700
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