The first time I saw the Satisfyer Pro my first thought was “Someone already tried to rip off the Womanizer sex toy.”
However within minutes of actually holding it in my hand I noticed noteworthy differences, to start the Satisfyer feels much sturdier. It is much easier to hold in comparison to the Womanizer, because the Satisfyer offers a handle style grip compared to the Womanizer sex toy which is more palm held.
I was given the Womanizer sex toy as a gift, I wasn’t super excited because the suction was barely noticeable on my hand. My friend told me “You don’t need to notice it now, when you put it on your clit you’ll notice.”
Well I didn’t, I was equally disappointed then as well. So with that in mind the Satisfyer Pro didn’t really give me any excitement at first, that was until I turned it on and placed it to my hand.
First, the Satisfyer Pro has FUNCTIONS! 11 to be exact. (Womanizer has 8). These functions are the typical low-med-high, and pulsing variations.
The suction is superior to my experience with the Womanizer, the cup used for suction is a snug and comfortable fit. The vibrations go from mild to OMG in about 2 clicks for me. >.<
The tip is made from medical grade silicone (just like the womanizer), latex free (just like the Womanizer) and its magnetically rechargeable (womanizer has a charger).
The only downside to the Satisfyer Pro 2 is that it does not have a warranty like its competition, and is only available in 1 color currently.
However, the Womanizer retails around $180, and the Satisfyer Pro 2 is at $79! I think it goes without saying that I can sacrifice a color variation option and warranty, to get an equal/better orgasm at half the cost!
The Space Explorer is a bullet vibe that has been around for quite some time. Notorious for its 5 function vibration patterns, and unique design. I remember selling these bullet vibes years ago. They disappeared much to many customers disappointment, but have recently shown up again.
You can tell the packaging of this bullet vibe is supposed to give off that space feel, but I think they missed the mark on that. You can't just put some 1980s model in a metallic garb, make your toy chrome and it looks legit. (Unless your target demographic is the 1990s USA Up All Night watching bad Sci-Fi kind of shows.) There's just so much text on this package it's hard to look at, and in different font to boot!
I wanted to be loyal to the bullet vibe toy I knew before. I had hoped not only did the toy relaunch, but perhaps it may have even improved. 
Upon seeing the packaging, that was a clear negative on that — but MAYBE they kept the cheesy look because it was memorable right? (I'm trying to turn it into a positive here)
So it still comes in the standard egg design, with the little stretchy sleeve to go over it. It's funny to me because it says “FREE EXTRA STRETCHY SLEEVE” on it. “Well gee golly, that is awful nice of you! Give me a sleeve thats thinner than paper! “Ya know what you should have given me?”
“THE DAMN 9V BATTERY IT TAKES TO OPERATE THIS CONTRAPTION!”
(Seriously, how hard is it to find these things? >.<)
Once I was able to negotiate terms with a time traveler and get a 9v battery, I can't say the whole wait was a complete disappointment. However this bullet vibe fails in comparison to the toy that I had loved and lost a many years ago. 🙁
Ceste La Vie.
UPC: #051021734566
PROS:
-Functions
-Nostalgia
-A free stretchy sleeve (whooopie)
CONS:
-Not Waterproof
-Runs off 9V battery
-Mediocre vibration
-Cheesy packaging
This sex toy review originally appeared on LoveWorks.com
The Power Play Vibrating Bullet Sex Toy looks about as basic as one can get. Nothing particular jumped out at me in regards to this Cal Exotics toy.
It is about 2" long and 1" diameter, loveworks.com with the controller being about twice that size. The controller is easy to use and hold, even with small hands. The Power Play Vibrating Bullet cord connecting the toy to the controller is around 30" and feels like it was connected well (yes, I really tug hard on the cord, because I want to know if it is going to fall apart in the middle of activity!). Great bullet vibrator for travelling, as long as you remember to remove the batteries (thanks TSA).
The packaging is understated, and the color purple (I'm a sucker for bright vibrant colors) is muted I'd say. However I had nothing better to do than watch reruns on Adult Swim, so I figured why not?
It operates on 4 AAA batteries, and I would have to give it a 4/5 on vibration. Some people are turned off by the fact it is only Low-Med-High
settings and does not offer any functions, however I am a die hard fan of the basic design in regards to vibration. I find it annoying when I'm soooooooooo close to orgasm and then WHAAAM!!! It decides to start another function, and fucks me all up. So I keep it super simple. Orgasms loveworks.com are not a thing to be fucked with, especially after a long work day or I need to sleep. I got 5 minutes to knock this out and rest, and I don't need pesky inconvenient things like functions getting in the way.
Even though the Powerplay vibrating bullet is marketed as waterproof, on the bullet itself is waterproof. The controll should not be in contact with water, other than perhaps, a splash of water. And as with most vibrating bullets of this type, it does get warm-to-hot with use. I also notice that batteries tend to burn quickly in this bullet.
Anyway (sorry about the rant).
I do like the Power Plays satin finish. Similar designs with slick plastic makes it hard to hold onto and maintain friction. It's waterproof too, so it can handle those super aquatic play times.
I say if you're looking for a basic quality vibrating bullet, this a good purchase.
UPC: #716770081124
PROS:
• Satin Finish
• Affordable
• Waterproof
• 3 speed
• Decent vibration
CONS:
• Only 3 speeds
• Controller is kinda bulky
This sex toy review originally appeared on LoveWorks.com
Blush is known for its cute packaging and fun colored toys, and this Purple Blush Butterfly Stroker Rabbit Vibrator doesn’t stray from that recipe. The Butterfly Stroker loveworks.com is one of the few thrusting toys that aren’t a complete waste of time. Albeit it is kind of bulky, at 11 inches long with and it boasts online that it is 7 inches insertable length, it is a lot to handle for my tiny hands.
First let me address a discrepancy I have with the measurements of this toy. Hearing someone say they are 7 inches when they are actually about 4 inches, is something most of us have had to hear at one point or another. It is still disheartening to find out the truth however. The measurements of the Butterfly Stroker are being taken from the tip of the shaft, to the beginning of the clitoral stimulator (the butterfly part). Sure, if you measure it at that length it is 7 inches. HOWEVER, in that hearty 7 inches, you also get 3 inches of hard uncomfortable plastic.
I included a picture of this; the red line shows how they measured the initial 7.
The blue line shows what you can comfortably insert into the vagina.
My first use of this toy left me more confused than anything because of this. The plastic inside the toy is easily felt and super uncomfortable and even, I dare say, slightly painful. The thrusting feature only works on the first 1 or so inches of the vagina. As soon as its inside, it stops moving completely. The clitoral stimulator is pretty nice though.
The unique design with the wings encompasses the entire vagina! This is something that is pretty damn awesome in my opinion, the clitoris always gets attention but the rest of the vagina is completely neglected! If they remake another loveworks.com thrusting toy (that actually thrusts) with this clit stimulator I would be the first to buy it. That’s how great it really is! All and all, I would say it is not an absolutely awful toy, however there is much better out there.
UPC #735380295318
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This sex toy review originally appeared on LoveWorks.com
As a huge fan of Sensu Sensuelles' Point Vibrator, I couldn’t wait to try out the Luxe Femme Rabbit with the “rolling ball technology.” The Luxe offers the same vibration patterns are the ever so powerful Sensu Sensuelle Vibrator Point, 10 functions and 3 speeds and has dual motors in the shaft tip and the loveworks.com clitoral stimulator. I find this to be a HUGE plus because a lot of manufacturers try to skip out on the 2 motors but I think if you’re offering an internal sex toy with external stimulation added (multi-function) both of those ends better vibrate!
Made from body safe silicone its super smooth and velvety to the touch. I enjoy silicone toys the most because even when wet they offer more friction than that of plastic or rubber, and Sensu Sensuelle Vibrator is made with that quality.
The shaft of the Luxe is ergonomically shaped so it feels surprisingly natural; it didn’t bump anywhere it really shouldn’t have. Haha
The Sensu Sensuelle Femme Luxe is fully rechargeable, which is MY FAVORITE perk about any toy. (It is 2016 and I shouldn’t have to be inconvenienced in my quest for orgasm by batteries.) The Sensu Sensuelle Vibrator provides the AC adapter, and USB plug AND a super handy dandy storage pouch to boot!
My only real complaint about the toy is the clit stimulator. The rolling ball technology is pretty nifty; however holy fuck — it is loud! The stimulator has little nubs for added sensation, which honestly I didn’t take much note of.
All in all, it is a good purchase. The Sensu Sensuelle Vibrator offers a warranty of 1 year, and that alone makes it loveworks.com lifespan longer than other toys I’ve had.
I think I may have to have more “research time” with this product, and perhaps add more later.
Do you have the Sensu Sensuelle Femme Luxe? What are your thoughts? Share them with me by using the comment box at the end of the review.
UPC: #9342851001937
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This sex toy review originally appeared on LoveWorks.com
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