The Tenga Egg is packaged in weird “egg-shaped” containers that make you think of the Easter Bunny. If you didn’t know better, you would wonder if it was a kid’s toy inside the egg. But once you open the egg, you know it came from the Naughty Easter Bunny! That is the one that only comes around when the kids are asleep.
I had never seen a Tenga egg review before, so I really didn’t know what it was before the clerk started describing it to me, after she saw I was holding it in my hand looking confused.
Awkward. I never had a discussion before about a sex toy in a sex store with a women I didn’t know. But then I figured she has probably heard it all.
So I gave her the whole story. I’m in Houston on business, staying in a hotel. I want a cheap sex toy that I won’t feel bad throwing away because I don’t plan to take it home in my suitcase. That is why I’m buying a sex toy, I don’t want to bring ANYTHING home to my wife!
I hoped she would laugh, because this was uncomfortable. She smiled and said, “Don’t worry, you aren’t the first”.
“Ok, so let me tell you about the Tenga Egg. It is a male masturbator that is intended to be disposable. First you squirt lube inside the Tenga Egg and then slide it over your erect penis. It may not cover all of your penis, but that is ok. All most men care about is having enough material to grip in their hand so they can squeeze.”
Jeez, I thought. I wish I was recording this because she could be writing a Tenga egg review that would probably help other buyers. (I ended up doing the review, and hope I quoted her accurately enough.)
But she wasn’t finished. “Each Tenga egg is different; it has different textures on the inside, so no two eggs will feel the same during masturbation. When you run your fingers over the sample, you will feel different ridges, 
knobs and bumps.”
“And even though I said it was disposable, you can rinse it out and get multiple uses out of it, until it is time to pack up to go home.”
So I bought the Tenga egg (the “shiny” one) and went back to my hotel, after a conversation in a sex store that I was sure I would never forget.
That is when I got to perform my own Tenga egg review! It was exactly as described. When you open the egg you get a squishy, plastic-gel-like sock-looking-thing.
I squeezed lube inside the Tenga egg and slid my cock into it. It was cold of course, I hadn’t thought of warming the lube, but all the tingly “pokey-things” on the inside of the Tenga Shiny felt really good.
When I made a fist and began to stroke, I was happy I made the decision to stop at that store. It felt incredible when compared to my usual boring fist. Me and the fist have been through a lot over the years, but every man gets tired of the same old fist. 🙂 The nubs, the bumps, all pushed at different points on my cock as I stroked up and down.
It didn’t take long before the Tenga egg had completed its job. I left it on and full, while I rested for a few minutes.
In the bathroom, I removed the cock-sock and placed it under running water to rinse it. It cleaned easy. I placed it on a towel on the counter to dry since I would be in the hotel for two more nights.
As I drifted to sleep, the only thing on my mind was “I hope I remember to put the Tenga egg away in the morning so the maid doesn’t find it”!
It is a cheap toy, and it wouldn’t last long, but I only wanted it for three nights. And buying a Tenga Egg at $10 or so was better than a $30 or $40 toy that I would throw in the trash.
Next time I’m sent to this office, I’ll be back to buy another Tenga. But this time I’ll let the lady know I wrote a Tenga Egg review. Maybe I’ll get a discount.
I am surprised to see the reaction on the faces of my friends when I mention Coochy Cream (older bottles of the product list the name as “Coochy Crème”). They react like they have never heard of anything with such a name … and it shocks me. All I can think of is HOW you can possibly NOT know about Coochy Cream. It is a must have.
Yes, I know that few things in life really are “must haves”, because life is different for everyone. But if you shave ANYWHERE on your body, then you nothing will give you a smoother shave than Coochy Cream. NOTHING. No product from Walmart or Ulta or any of your favorite “fancy” body lotion stores.
Like I said, my friends didn’t know what the product was, but once they tried it, they understood why I was harping the product so much. I even searched the internet looking for BAD or NEGATIVE REVIEWS. I couldn’t find any! That says a lot about a product.
Coochy Cream, weird name and all, is a water-based shave cream that is really a thick cream! It feels and looks like it has the thickness and consistency of hair conditioner. As a side note, I read about other people using CC as a hair conditioner, but I never have.
Did you know that some shaving foams and creams have alcohol in them? The last thing you want around your sensitive vajayjay is alcohol. My labia has a strict “no alcohol allowed” policy. Coochy cream has NEVER had any type of alcohol products as part of its formulation.
This shave cream smells “heavenly”. Unfortunately, I waited so long to write this review that my favorite scent has been discontinued. But it doesn’t really matter as all of the scents are “heavenly”.
Other scents include “original” (which most men will approve of), “Island Paradise”, “Frosted Cake”, “Coastal Haven” and “Floral Haze”.
The names don’t describe how they will really smell – you must go into the LoveWorks store in Lake Charles or LoveWorks store in Houston to discover the scene you like the most.
I am including a picture of the old bottle, just in case you might have seen it before but didn’t know what it was; along with the new and bright easy-to-squeeze bottle.
Coochy Cream was created to solve problems associated with the shaving of the genitals. Basically, it moisturizes and softens the pubic hair to make shaving easier and more comfortable. I can’t get a smoother, nicer shave with ANY other product, and yes, I have tried many before I found Coochy Cream. I always want my vajayjay smooth so finding this shave cream was a godsend.
It doesn’t take much, although using more makes the razor slide even easier. I prefer to apply it before I get my body wet, gently rub it in and around, and then rinse the shaver and go to town. Others want their pubic area very wet before they apply the cream. To each his own. In my crazy opinion, having your pubic area too wet dilutes the strength of the cream.
After use, I have no “bumps” or “shave-bumps” or whatever you call those things than pop when the skin gets aggravated. There are no ingrown hairs, no nicks, no cuts, nothing to interfere with my smooth vajayjay.
I also prefer to use it daily, which I never wanted to do with other shave creams.
It is an amazing shaving cream. Oh, wait. I said that already. But it’s true. I use it for my legs, my underarms (which I detest having to shave). My partner uses it on his face, although he did ask me to buy the Original/Unscented version next time, as he thinks his face smells a little too girly!
Yeah, it might smell girly, but the part he doesn’t want to admit is he gets a better and smoother shave with this than anything he has ever bought. Take that Gillette and Barbasol and of course, Walmart’s own “Equate”!
There is one part of this story you do not know — and that is that my partner is of mixed heritage, and has that thick African hair trait. The thicker the hair, the more uncomfortable the shave. Not with Coochy Cream. He was pleasantly surprised at how nicely it felt to shave using this cream.
Because of his hair thickness, he decided to apply the cream to his face, and allow it to sit there and soften the hair to be shaved. “Moist” and softened hair, by the way, requires less force to cut. He shaved, washed his face, and then felt his skin. Smooth and moisturized. The manly side of him just nodded, but secretly I knew, he liked it.
Coochy Cream is not a gel, or foam or anything like the shave products you see in most “health and beauty aids” departments. It is a cream and doesn’t run away from where you applied it; and there are no chunks dripping off or trying to slither away. You put it on, and it stays there.
The literature that accompanies Coochy Cream states that the hair you are going to shave needs to be “hydrated” and “lubricated” to reduce any friction between the shaver and your skin. Coochy Cream kind of puts a small protective layer on your body to protect it from the shaver being dragged across. Finally, all of this combined is soothing and refreshing, allowing you to feel better after your shave.
My partner told me that with a foam, he was constantly re-applying in order to get the best shave. With this cream, he applied once and once was all he needed. There are no “stars” for me to check off here, but if there were, I would give Coochy Cream a “5 out of 5”.
TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE
I miss Lou Reed. If you don’t know, Lou Reed was a singer and songwriter who had many wildly different styles throughout his career. From the openly gay and heroin addicted Andy Warhol Factory days with the Velvet Underground, to the openly heterosexual, married to artist Laurie Anderson solo career days. His work involved collaborations with such giants as David Bowie, Roy Orbison, David Byrne of Talking Heads fame and Roger Daltrey of the Who.
With everything from glam rock to noise music – his performance and art was a varied and far reaching palette. His work was tremendously influential to numberless performers for decades to come. Sadly, not much of Lou Reed’s work is known to the general population. However, there is ONE song known by almost everyone over the age of sixteen. “Take A Walk On the Wild Side” – this was Lou Reed’s smash hit. Still played today. It’s that song that is running through my mind as I hold in my hands the Penitentiary Cock Ring and Nipple Clamps Set from The Master Series of adult products. If you are not familiar with this type of nipple play, take a quite read at wikipedia.
Ok, so maybe that was a long and not very relevant intro to an article discussing an adult toy. But I have to say that this toy really is a walk on the wild side! My wife and I are into some beginner, newcomer kind of BDSM play. She and I both enjoy an occasional light spanking and we have several different types of restraints, cuffs, blindfolds, spreader bars, paddles and strap on toys for pegging. Perhaps we’re a bit more into it than I had thought. When my wife first laid eyes on this toy, though, she let out a worried noise and shook her head a little! C’mon, it’ not that scary. The combination of the stainless steel ring and chains and the black leather of the straps DID look a little intimidating at first, but on closer inspection it is a highly sexy looking and functional, adaptable set that is very well made.
I received the Penitentiary Set from LoveWorks Adult Stores in a large padded envelope. It comes packaged in an attractive box that is designed to be hung from a hook at your retailers. There is a picture illustrating the use on the back of the box. I’m not sure I can show you that photo – it is explicit. And very naughty! The packaging would not be suitable for storage, so a small drawstring bag, perhaps, or something like that would be much better to keep it in. There is also some titillating ad copy and specifications about the size and materials.
The set itself is made of very nice materials. Genuine leather and steel construction insure that this toy will last a long time. The back of the box says “metal” for construction of the ring and chains, but on the Master Series website it says steel. It has the look and feel of a well made product, so I would guess steel to be correct, rather than some cheap pot metal. The website goes on to say:
Measurements: Total length: Adjusts from 19.5 to 22.5 inches; Nipple chain: 16 inches in length; Belly chain: Adjusts from 9 to 12 inches in length; Cock ring: 1.75 inches in diameter
Material: Steel, leather
Color: Silver
Note: One cock ring included, additional sizes sold separately
While this does describe the item perfectly it does not do it justice. The ring is attached to the lower end of the strap by a snap. 
The Penitentiary is not made with cheap, easily broken snaps but with very sturdy snaps which are securely riveted to the leather. The snaps look like shiny studs against the black leather – very attractive.
The included cock ring is an inside diameter of 1.75 inches and is also steel. This is a wee bit small for me, but this isn’t a problem because the ring can be exchanged for any size ring you might want. Or any type of ring material that you prefer. As long as the ring is made from a thinner material, say ¼ inch or less diameter, then it should fit with no problem into the leather strap which snaps shut to hold the ring. Steel rings are very unforgiving.
If you are experienced with rings and like a very snug feeling then this will totally satisfy you! If you are new to cock rings or want something with a little more give, any thinner silicone ring will work well. I have several cock rings, silicone and steel that are just too thick to fit into this; so consider that if you are shopping for a replacement.
The length of the “belly chain” is adjustable through a series of snaps in the leather band. These snaps are functional as well as eye pleasing. You can add or subtract length depending on your size or how much pull you want the ring to apply to your nipples. Ouch! The chain from the ring comes up to the middle of the chain that connects the nipple rings.
Here is where another very versatile element of this toy comes to light. The Y-shaped arrangement of nipple clamps and cock ring can be separated to allow just the nipple clamps to be worn if desired! There is a small clip-on ring between the nipple clamps that attaches them to the cock ring chain. Very nice! It’s like getting two toys in one.
The nipple clamps themselves are an alligator clamp type. The ends of the clamps are coated with vinyl (I think) coverings which can be easily removed to expose teeth if you really want some high octane nipple stimulation. Double ouch!
The clamps themselves are about 3/8 of an inch wide, a little more than that when the rubber tip covers are on. There is an adjusting screw on each clamp, so that the user can determine how much pressure is applied to the nipple. The maximum that the clamps can be opened is around ¾ inch and the screws can be backed all the way out to allow the full force of the clamp to be applied. I wish I had a way to measure the force of the clamp. This is a very subjective feeling depending on how much pressure/pain/pleasure you want in your nipple.
To put this into perspective I compared the force of the clips with the force applied by an everyday object – a clothespin. I go to any length for my LoveWorks readers! The force of the nipple clamps, without any restriction, was MUCH stronger on my nipple than the clothespin. I couldn’t take the full force of the clamp for very long. Added to the fact of the strength of the clamps is the fact that there is a considerable amount of weight pulling on them also – the whole 
thing weighs over five ounces. That may not seem like much…until you try it!
I wore this for some romantic fun with my lovely wife, who was by now over her initial shock. The ring was very snug and I really love the way cock rings make your member stiff and give a “ready-to-burst” feeling to my dick! It looked very sexy on. I adjusted the clamps so that it was painful, but bearable. You know what I mean, you sly devil!
With every stroke the weight of the chain tugged on the clamps and I really got a strong feeling of the sting of the clamp. I found you can not only vary the force the clamps apply to your nipple with the screw adjusters, but by positioning the clamps differently you can get a different effect. Clamping right to the tip of the nipple so that the clamps stuck straight out gave the sharpest pinch. I couldn’t take this for very long!
You can put more of your nipple into the clamp, catching some areola, and the force is distributed and was a little easier to take. You can grasp with the clamps pointing down and this seemed to give a “gentler” tug and pinch. The nipple clamps by themselves, with less weight, were even less aggressive.
There are a lot of different ways you can use this toy (I hesitate to call this a “toy”!) that will give varying levels of pain/pleasure. I was not brave enough to try the clamps without the vinyl tip covers on! If you do this I would love to hear about your experience. What was interesting was that, even after I had removed the clamps, my nipples still were tingly, erect and very sensitive! This lasted for a good 15 minutes after I had taken them off. Pretty cool.
The next time I use this I think it will be just the clamps themselves – worn out to the store for Saturday shopping. Maybe with a vibrating butt plug in my ass. Very naughty! The pain level was good for me at a lesser amount than the clamps could have provided at full force. There is plenty of room to increase the sensation as I grow bolder or more accustomed to the feeling. I won’t outgrow this one soon.
Taking care of the Master Series Penitentiary Nipple Clamps + Cock Ring Set can be a little more challenging than with some toys. Leather is porous and will absorb fluids – lube, semen, lady juice, etc. A good quality silicone lube applied to the leather will help to keep it supple, crack free and will waterproof it too. I needed some lube anyways to slip the cock ring on, so why not go with something that will protect your investment.
The knowledgeable sales people at LoveWorks Adult Stores can offer plenty of assistance in selecting a lube – silicone or otherwise. Then just wiping off the metal parts with a damp cloth and making sure it is dry before putting it away (remember the cloth sack?) should keep this device in tip top shape for years to come.
I would recommend this toy to any users except the far ends of the BDSM spectrum. If you are an absolute newbie you might want to go with cock ring or nipple clamps solo just to check it out. If you are a “cane my bottom until it bleeds” practitioner this may be a little too tame for you – unless you upgrade it with electricity and a smaller ring and stronger clamps – you know what you like. For everyone else in between this toy is an excellent choice and will provide years of fun and stimulation.
If only…if only I had a million dollars…if only I was movie star gorgeous…if only people everywhere were free and happy…if only there was a combination cock ring/prostate vibrator. Wait! There IS a combination cock ring/prostate toy? Really??!? You may be asking, “Mike, are you sure? This seems like something from the future!” I promise you this is real and you don’t have to time travel to get your hands on one. They are available right now, at this very moment, from LoveWorks adult stores.
Ladies, listen up, I’m talking to you now. You know how you like to have your bottom played with? Your man will like that also. Ask him. Don’t be shy about this. And guys, it’s OK to want this. Give in to your anal curiosity. You won’t be sorry. In fact, you will probably want to thank me personally for introducing anal play to you and your partner. Your satisfaction is enough reward for me, so no need to send money. The Ass-Gasm Cock ring Vibrating Butt Plug from the Anal Fantasy collection by Pipedream is a great toy for both beginners and veteran anal play folks.
Prostate toys are meant to stimulate the prostate gland in men. Why do this? Firstly, the anus is loaded with sensitive nerve endings which will heighten your arousal and increase the intensity of your orgasms when they are stimulated. Secondly, the prostate gland helps make the fluids that your jizz is made of, so stimulating this gland will make larger, more powerful ejaculations, either during intercourse, oral sex or just plain wanking it. No lie, it’s true.
As if that wasn’t enough, Pipedream combined this with an attached cock ring to make your hard on stronger and last longer. Your 
cock will be bigger, feel harder, be more engorged and stand up stronger! My wife says a cock ring make my dick look “bold”. I like the sound of that.
The Pipedream cock ring plug comes as a nice kit. This really is helpful to newbies to 
anal play. The box contains the ring/plug itself, a vibrator that fits into the body of the plug, a bottle of toy cleaner (very important!), and two different samples of Pipedream products
in what they call “Insertz” tubes. One tube of Moist Anal lube and one tube of AnalEaze. Also included are two finger cots.
The cock ring itself is made of Pipedream’s silicone. Elite silicone, they call it. Silicone is a great material for sex toys. It is durable, comfortable, body safe and easily cleaned. This is important for all adult toys, but anal toys especially. Silicone can be cleaned in a number of ways – toy cleaner, diluted bleach (10%), soap and hot water, even boiling for short times! Cleanliness is very important for things that go into your butt. Silicone will not retain any funky odors or stain and can be cleaned like brand-new every time.
Silicone sex toys play well with water based lubes, but you probably shouldn’t use silicone lube or silicone hybrid lubes with silicone toys. The texture of the silicone is very soft and smooth, not hard or scratchy like a plastic may be. This cock ring toy is black, which I personally find very erotic. The plug itself is about three inches long and one and one quarter inches wide at its widest. This is not too big for beginners, but large enough to be fulfilling for more experienced butt play affecionados.
The most important consideration for a wonderful experience with anal play is your desire. You have to want to experience this, or your butt will just clench up and this will not be pleasurable. If you do want to have fun with anal play you are halfway there! Now, just relax. Foreplay is important here to help ease open your anus. Light massage with lube or gently pressing a finger into your bottom will help get things going. I love it when my wife slips a finger in my ass when she is sucking my cock!
It’s important to make sure you are as clean as possible, so going to the bathroom soon before, and a fresh shower (clean your butthole real good!) make this kind of play much more enjoyable. The included finger cots can help keep things clean. Have your partner slip one over a finger to help relax you by probing your asshole until you feel aroused and comfortable. If you are like me this won’t take long!
Use plenty of lube. The Insertz Moist lube that is included is an excellent choice. It is in a long narrow
inserter that can be eased right into your bottom to put lube exactly where it is needed. This did do exactly that, but the plastic tube did feel a little scratchy with kind of a sharp edge going in, so I wouldn’t use this again. The tube is resealable if you don’t use it all up at once.
I like the Moist Anal lube from Pipedream. Good lube is important to safe and sexy anal play – don’t skimp here. LoveWorks sells Moist Anal lube and lots of other lubes, and they are a great resource for guidance in choosing a quality lube.
Once you discover butt play and that your butt won’t be destroyed from some penetration and find out you really like it (I’m pretty sure you will), then you can move up from a finger to the toy. Insert one AAA battery into the vibrator and secure the cap. There is no obvious label to show which way the battery goes, but I inserted mine “+” side first, and it worked well.
Make sure you don’t crimp the O-ring under the cap when you screw it back on. This ring helps to make the toy waterproof so you can use it in the shower, hot tub, lake, or wherever there is water. Is it really waterproof? I’ve had this one buzzing away in a glass of water now for 15 minutes and it is still going strong. There was a small amount of water inside when I removed the battery, so make sure to screw the cap on very tightly.
After a long time under water this may become an issue, but in a reasonable time frame it was water proof (water resistant?) enough to perform well. Make sure to dry it off inside and out and remove the battery between uses.
There is a button on the end that turns the vibe on and off. The vibration is a steady, kind of buzzy effect – very strong. Then just slide the vibrator into the body of the plug – a little lube is helpful here also, not so much for getting it in, but to make it easier to remove after you use it so it can be easily cleaned. The plug is somewhat larger than a finger, but the silicone is soft and has some give, so don’t be afraid of the size.
Oh wait, I almost forgot about the cock ring! You will want to slip this on first. The silicone is nice and stretchy, so it will easily fit around your shaft and scrotum. Yep, wrap the whole package with that cock ring – the silicone will give a nice squeeze to your cock and balls and help keep the blood in your erection. Remember – bigger, stronger, and harder? A little lube can be helpful here also.
Then turn on the vibrator with the push button on the end, insert the plug into your eager asshole, and get ready for hot sex and strong orgasms that anal play always brings! The sensation of this vibrating cock toy in the ass is really amazing!! The first time I used this I was really impressed by how strong the vibrations are – I could really feel it all through my bottom and the attached cock ring helped to get the vibrations to my cock and balls too.
My wife could even feel the vibration as I entered her hungry, wet, hot snatch. Did I mention how hot she gets from anal play in general, but playing with MY asshole specifically? I like her to help play by inserting butt toys in me. Guys, take note! When I come either with a cock ring or an anal toy it is a powerful orgasm. With the two combined it was really, really hot! It felt like I just kept coming and coming and coming.
I have also used this for solo play and found it just as intense. If you combined this with a stroker or Fleshlight or something like that it would probably kill you! Just kidding, but I bet it would be very good.
Cleanup afterward, as we have said, is very easy and just adds to how much I like this toy and silicone toys in general. Pipedreams includes a generous bottle of their Refresh toy cleaner which I used on the plug. Refresh has a nice, light, clean smell. It gave a little lather when I used it and it rinsed off easily and completely, leaving the toy in pristine condition. Another fine Pipedream product. I like this company’s products.
Well, almost all of them. The one item which I have found from them that I have an issue with is the enclosed tube of Anal Eaze. This is a liquid that has a mild numbing agent to deaden the nerve endings around the anus. I guess this is to help with getting the plug in. I emailed the company asking what exactly the ingredients in Anal Eaze are, but as of writing this I have not heard back from them.
Butt play is not normally painful if you go about it in the right way. Relaxation, start smaller and work up, plenty of lube – we talked about all this. The problem I have with a numbing agent is twofold. It numbs the very nerve endings that I am trying to stimulate to excite me. Also, pain is your body’s way of saying “STOP!! What are you doing???!?” If you don’t have that warning from your body you could potentially do yourself harm or injury. If it’s painful or if it isn’t working one night, back off and try some other time. Remember; relax, ease in, plenty of lube. Don’t take a chance hurting yourself or your partner. Listen to your body, it knows.
All in all, this is a very nice vibrating sex toy. I write these reviews as honestly and as critically as I possibly can to make sure you have an idea of how the toy is going to perform and whether it lives up to the company’s claims. Nothing is perfect, but Pipedream products, Anal Eaze excepted, are always of the highest quality and performance. They do what they claim they will do and are always very well made and worth the money. I would 100% recommend them!
When I received the Bad Boys masturbator Buddy, called the "Body Anal", it is kind of small but it is fantastic. I was entertaining a couple friends so I decided to get the toys out to have fun.
We found out that this small Bad Boys masturbator has a lot of stretch and a lot of texture inside. Since there were 2 guys and one gal, we let her have control, and the first toy she grabbed was the little pink Bad Boys masturbator.
She lubed up my cock first and slide it over. I have to say it felt great. She then grabbed her boyfriends cock and pulled him up to the action.
She lubed him up and slide it off of me and onto him. I stepped closer and as she would slide it off of him it would slide onto me. We are both well-endowed and at one time we had our cocks side by side inside the Bad Boys masturbator.
She had no problem getting us both off and it felt amazing!!!
After we cleaned up a little I got into a 69 with her and he came up behind me to let her play with his cock as she sucked mine. He actually slid the masturbator back onto his cock and was using it and rubbing my ass.
With the Bad Boys masturbator being 4" long he had the head of his cock through the end and was penetrating my ass. Well we found out that the Body Anal is also a massive cock ring and it made him feel even bigger inside of me.
She actually started taking pictures of the action and I can tell you it made her hot. With him using it as a cock ring, when he exploded inside me, it was intense and powerful. I had never had more fun with a masturbator before. And I used it as a cock ring when I fucked her in the ass, and I can tell you it will be used over and over until it is worn out.
I recommend this toy to any man that wants to have some explosive fun.
It came in a plain white discreet package and was sealed very well. Cleanup is very easy and it does not have an offensive odor like some latex or silicone products have.
Psst… can I tell you a secret? I love butt toys. Not an earth shattering confession, it’s true, but it’s our secret, right? I’m not embarrassed or ashamed of it. It’s not “dirty” or “gay” (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). I’m not sure why I think I need to keep it secret. Okay, I’ll admit it out loud – “My name is Mike and I love butt toys!!” There, it’s out. No more secrets. Whew.
Now, for all you guys out there who shivered or looked away or are getting ready to click to another web page, hear me out. You’re really missing out. If you want to get the most out of your bedroom adventures, then this is an avenue which you should explore. Your anus and the surrounding areas are PACKED full of nerve endings. These are very close to the nerve endings in your dick and balls and sack. In fact they are all very closely related. Surprising, huh? But it’s true.
Stimulation of your butthole can add tremendously to your sexual enjoyment. Okay, so maybe you are just curious. Maybe you start off solo, maybe you approach your wife, or girlfriend, or significant other with this idea. Maybe you are already an old pro at ass play and just wanna see what I got for ya today. Whatever the reason you are still reading this is, I think you will find it interesting and informative. All you need is an open mind and slightly opened anus.
The staff at LoveWorks Sex Toys knows all about toys for your bottom. For him, for her, for them, for us, for me, for whomever you have in mind. Not only do they sell hundreds (thousands?) of sex toys that can be used for anal stimulation, but they have also provided many interesting articles on the “how to” aspect of toys and anal sex and stuff. Click HERE for many helpful anal articles. Don’t be afraid!
I love anal toys, (did I mention that?), and the toy that I have for reviewing today it the Pipedream glass dildo – Icicles No. 37. I’m more impressed with Pipedream glass dildos as an adult toy company with every product of theirs that I use. The quality is always top shelf and their toys ALWAYS perform as advertised. No surprises from Pipedream. If they say something about a toy you can believe it!
The Pipedream glass dildo Icicles box is very attractive. It is a stark black and white with beautiful pictures of the toy on the box. The front opens up, book style, to reveal the toy nestled inside. There is some kind of magnet or something, so that the cover sort of snaps closed when you shut it. Really a nice package. It would be a great gift box to present this toy in and could be used for storage.
There is a cellophane cover over the Pipedream glass dildo and to get it out you have to open the box itself. The dildo is tucked into a sturdy foam block to keep it safe during shipping. Sharp eyed readers will see that it is called a “massger” on the front of the box. I think they mean “massager”. Very nit-picky of me to point that out. I say this only to note that this was the ONLY fault I could find with this product!
There was a note inside encouraging buyers to register their toy with Pipedream to get the 60 day warranty coverage. While the box would be good storage, it can be a little bothersome to take in and out, especially if you use it often, so I keep mine in a small cloth drawstring bag to keep it safe from chips or scratches.
Pipedream glass dildo toys are amazing. Glass is a terrific, safe comfortable material to use for sex toys. Items were found in Roman times that were most likely dildos (!) made from glass. They would have used soda glass, which is prone to breakage. Ouch!
Today’s modern Pipedream glass dildos are made from tempered borosilicate glass, which are very strong and very resistant to breakage. If it should ever break (from being dropped, these will NEVER break in ordinary use) this type of glass will break into large chunks rather than ten million tiny shards.
Glass is 100% body safe and completely hypo-allergenic. No questionable ingredients to worry about.
The entire line of Icicles toys (by Pipedream) are all hand crafted and they are really beautiful to look at. The Pipedream glass dildo No. 37 is no exception. The body of the toy is a deep, opaque, shiny black color, while the ring shaped handle is clear glass. The toy has an enlarged head, not scary big, around an inch and a quarter, a little wider than my thumb. Then it narrows to the shaft which is ringed with little bumps for stimulation. They are awesome!
Overall the Icicles No. 37 glass dildo by Pipedream is just shy of six inches long with an insertable length of four inches. A pretty good size for a newbie, though you may want to warm up with something a wee bit smaller. Glass will not compress at all. If you have used a smaller toy in your ass and it was rubber, or TPR, or silicone, or something like that, there would be a little give to the toy and you might not get as much stretch as the stated dimension. You will get all of the stretch with glass! There is no give. This size certainly won’t break anything on you if this is your first time.
The toy has a flared base and then the ring shaped handle for manipulation and retrieval. A flared base is VERY important for anything that you might be tempted to put into your bottom. This base assures (haha, “ass”-sures!) that the toy will not become lost in your butt. That would be awful. So remember, for anal toys, a wide base is good.
This Pipedream glass dildo sex toy is beautifully crafted – it is absolutely mirror smooth and has no blebs, or mold marks (hand crafted, right?), or any rough surfaces. You don’t want rough surfaces coming into contact with your sensitive bottom! It is completely non-porous, so it won’t absorb any odors and it will never stain. Because glass is so inert you can use whatever lube you want with glass toys – water based, silicone lubes, and hybrids – these are all safe for glass. If you are new to lube there are several good lube reviews available on the LoveWorks website.
The toy can be heated with warm water or cooled down in the refrigerator. The glass will hold that temperature for quite awhile.
The glass sex toy itself is very easy to keep clean. You can use diluted bleach (10%), or toy cleaner, soap and hot water, probably even Windex (don’t use Windex, I’m kidding!). The point is that this material cleans up easy and comes out very, very clean. You could even run this through your dishwasher, top shelf please. Although you might want to skip the dishwasher if you are teaching your kids to unload the clean dishes, or your mother-in-law “helps” often with kitchen duties!
These toys can last forever with a little care.
I love butt toys, so when it was time to try this out I was very excited. With any anal toys, or any kind of anal play at all, good lube is important. I like the feeling of fullness and the stretch of my butthole I get from anal toys when I masturbate or use them in love making sessions. The tip of the toy is gradually tapered so that it glides into your eager ass smoothly, rather than seem like a battering ram at the castle door. The initial *pop* when the larger head of this toy goes in is great! Then your butt muscles pull the toy in and contract around the shaft. This is way better to experience than to read about! Words cannot describe it fully.
As the shaft of the Pipedream glass dildo gets worked in and out the little bumps stimulate the nerves (remember those?) in and around your sphincters and surrounding areas. This kind of butt play makes me get so much harder than I usually am. My wife loves it when I put it to her with one of these toys in my bottom. Our foreplay sometimes involves her doing the actual insertion and manipulation – in and out – until I get so aroused I just jump on her. It really makes her hot to work me with it, too.
When I use this by myself, I will work the toy in and out as I masturbate. When I come it is really hard – a great orgasm! The Pipedream glass dildo – Icicles No. 37 is a very well made toy that can be used by anyone. My wife loves dildos. She will use them in her ass, or her pussy and she likes to rub her clit with them. Men and women can both enjoy the pleasures of dildos anally to add to the excitement in the bedroom. Don’t be afraid to try anal toys. And don’t keep it a secret!
So who here hasn’t heard of the “magic wand”? Hitachi is probably the most famous of this type of massager and with good reason. The Hitachi is an excellent product, but we have one of the original Fairy Wand Massagers. The Fairy Wand is a Japanese made product – and who does over the top sex toys better than the Japanese! These are both very (VERY!!) powerful wand type massager/vibrators that plug into the wall. There are no batteries to ever fail. Ever. Until the zombie apocalypse.
These two brands and others are amazing wands, but the market has been flooded with cheap knockoffs which will burn, explode, and otherwise fail. Buyer beware. The original Fairy Wands are difficult to find nowadays, but the Hitachi Wand Attachments, more commonly called the Magic Wand Original, is a very close second and is readily available at reputable sex toy stores such as the LoveWorks Store for Sex Toys. Don’t try to save a couple of bucks buying from a shady EBay seller – you’ll be sorry.
If you have ever used the Hitachi Wand on your wife/girlfriend/main squeeze you were probably as amazed as I was. These things make the ladies have orgasm(s) FAST and FURIOUS!! Even if you have only watched your lady use one or have seen a video, you probably wonder what the fuss is all about. Does this thing work? Is it really that good? How does it make her scream so loud? If you are as curious as I was as to the legendary power of the magic wand, I offer you a ticket into the world of stunning powered orgasm.
Step right up and behold the Vibra Cup Head Stimulator.
The Vibra Cup is an ingenious masturbation device designed to be used with wand type massagers. I love to masturbate. I’m a happily married man in a monogamous relationship who has a very active sex life. I still love to rub one out. Jacking off has never failed me in many decades of practice.
While dating, while single, while married, it makes no difference. Even a hand job from my wife now and again is great. I have tried many different ways to jerk off. Plain hand, with lube, strokers, from women, outside, quickie, on cam, etc. and all methods of touching myself are good.
However, the Hitachi Wand Attachments are AMAZING!! The toy is designed to fit over the head of the wand. Then it’s just a matter of adding a little lube of your choice and firing that wand up. This can be used solo or you can have your spouse, girlfriend, significant other or whoever, help you with it. You just slide the head of your cock into it and go. More on this later!
The Vibra Cup Head Stimulator, know hereafter as” the toy”, is the best of the Hitachi Wand Attachments and is made of a material called TPR. This is thermoplastic rubber, and without getting too technical, it is a stuff that combines the best qualities of plastics and rubbers. The toy itself is a softer form of TPR that is soft and squishy, but stretches very well. Whether you’re hung like a moose or a mouse you could still use and enjoy this. Most of us are probably somewhere in between.
The cap of this is designed to stretch to fit over the end of your wand massager, and it is stretchy enough to easily do this. Some users have reported that this will fall off the wand, but that has not been my experience. The tunnel (I don’t know what else to call it – dick hole?) sits perpendicular to the wand on top and this is where the action happens. The tunnel itself is close ended and about three inches deep.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: The Vibra Cup was the most well-known of the Hitachi Wand Attachments, but just like everything else in this industry, competitors have released similar products into the market. Compare the Vibra Cup to these open ended wand masturbation attachments. Click here]
This is really a penis head stimulator, rather than something like a stroker that would be longer or open ended. Don’t worry – it’ll be all good. The tunnel itself is lined with dozens of fingers of the same material that are about 3/8 of an inch long or so. The whole toy measures about three by three and one half inches, so it’s easy to stash. Of course you DO need the wand, so it’s not too easy to carry around in your pocket, I guess.
It might be fun to have the TSA people at the airport pull this out of your carryon (with the wand!), but I have a strange idea of fun. "Sir, are these your Hitachi Wand Attachments? We'll need you to step over here." Just kidding, don’t cause any trouble at the airport.
Here I am, then. The toy mounted on the wand, wand plugged in and ready to go. Oops, first a little lube for the toy. It might work without it, but I haven’t tried it dry. I like my penis too much. If you use it dry let me know how you make out.
The great thing about this material, the TPR, is that it is not at all fussy about lubes. You can use water based, silicone based, saliva – whatever your favorite slick stuff is. A quick word about lube. If you need some, buy some. And get a good one. Don’t be cheap here – it’s your cock fer crying out loud!
Please also forget about salad oil, or shortening, or WD40, or butter, or motor oil – these are not good ideas. By the way, there is a reason dollar stores have cheap prices, so don’t buy lube there. Just sayin’.
A little water based lube then, inside the tunnel and a little on my member and away we go. Stuffing my rod into the toy was an interesting feeling, very pleasant. You could put the toy in warm water to heat it up first if you wanted to, but I was in too big of a hurry. We have the Fairy wand, so it has a variable power switch.
Your rotate a wheel to turn it on and as you turn the wheel the vibration power increases. Switched on and on low – WOW – this thing made me jump! It feels really awesome! You can rotate the toy to turn on your knob and you can work it up and down a little bit. I turned the power up to about half way – OMG.
Before I knew it I was blowing my load into this thing and had to pull out because the sensation was too strong on my post-cum cock. It was unbelievable how fast this toy had gotten me off. After a couple of minutes I was hard again and decided to give it another whirl. 
Ordinarily I can have an orgasm and be ready to go again in a very short time. Usually it takes me far longer to cum the second time. While I usually don’t masturbate twice so close together I thought I would try it again. A touch more lube and here I go.
I could not believe it. Once again this toy had me cumming with a shout inside of a couple of minutes. My legs were weak. My balls ached from it. I wondered how many times I could get off with this, but stopped at two. Maybe when I get braver I’ll see how many I could get.
If you don’t want to be finished in 90 seconds, you can just dial back the vibration and last much longer. Sometimes I like to go up high and then back way off teasing myself and prolonging the experience.
Rotate it on your cock, thrust it on and off, power low, power high – this does not get boring. Used alone or with a friend this satisfies! Both her and him. If you are into more exotic S&M this could be used as a forced orgasm device for men.
Cleanup of the Vibra Cup Head Stimulator and all of the other Hitachi Wand Attachments was a breeze. You can just use warm water and soap or any good toy cleaner. The tunnel part can be turned inside out to allow you to clean the inside really well. No one needs old spunk in their masturbator.
TPR is a somewhat porous material – somewhere in between jelly toys (which can be like sponges) and silicone toys (which are very non-porous). It can be cleaned very well, but not really “sterilized”. Do not boil or microwave this to try to sterilize it. Your toy will melt. No bleach or Windex or Kryptonite – this material will absorb these things. Then it’s tough luck for you Superman!
I would not suggest sharing this with another person unless you knew them very well and would be willing to fully exchange bodily fluids with them.
For storage you have to be a little careful with TPR materials. They can be reactive with other TPRs and some jelly toys, so if you don’t want your toys to fuse into one big glob you should store them separately. A small cloth drawstring bag would be ideal. As lint free as possible, maybe a nice red silk or satin.
Did I mention that TPRs are world champion lint collectors? Oh yes they are. Hair, dust lint – anything around will be attracted to this, so it is a good idea to rinse this off before you use it. Warm water is nice.
All in all this toy is amazing. The Vibra Cup Head Stimulator is a remarkable toy attachment for your vibrating wand. This is very nice to use solo if I want a quickie. Or solo if I want a longer session – maybe come a couple of times. Or to have my wife use it on me as part of our love making. You get the idea. Plus you should look at the other Hitachi Wand Attachments for her pleasure!
I don’t have a lot of experience with high end masturbators, I’m sure they are very good, but for the money this toy gives a LOT of bang for the buck. If you already have a wand then this is a no brainer. BUY IT!! If you like masturbating as much as I do, but don’t own a wand; buy them both! You will not be disappointed.