10 Reasons it is Ok to Date An Older Man
Have you ever had a crush on an older man, say your professor in college or any man 10 to 15 years older than you? If you have, I want to put your mind at ease by telling you that it is completely normal. In fact, most women love dating older men more than men of their age group. There is something about older men that some women cannot resist. Something I can’t put my finger on. Maybe women are attracted to the maturity level of these older guys, or it is the way older men carry themselves, or it is because older men can challenge them mentally.
If you are a lady and are attracted to an older man, there is nothing wrong with you. And if you are a lady and considering getting into the dating scene, there are plenty of good reasons why you should opt for older men. That is what we are going to talk about in this article today.
Reasons to Date Older Men
Men grow old like a fine wine. Their past experiences have molded them into someone who can make their situation much better than before. An older man comes with a certain level of maturity and are aware that things always don’t happen the way they hoped, and so they are more patient with everything in their lives.
An older man know what they want and have the guts to go for it. They are more confident, well-mannered, have been in a lot of places, and are more cultured.
The only thing that normally comes into people’s minds when they hear that a woman is dating an older man is money. This is the general stigma in society. However, this turned out to be just a myth as a study in 2010 by the University of Dundee in Scotland indicated that as women become financially independent; their preference may skew toward an older man. So it appears that when a woman becomes more successful and mature, she tends to seek a partner with the same level of maturity.
An independent woman will not settle for a man who is not earning at all.
A man in his late 20s is likely to have less wealth, few savings, and fewer assets compared to 20 years to come, considering that he continues to accumulate wealth as he the years go by.
The older the man, the more experience he has under his sleeves in terms of a romantic relationship. This gives him an edge when it comes to handling relationships, as now they understand women and what they want.
Aside from having more experience in bed, an older man understand women better than younger men. They are a bit sensitive to their women’s physical and emotional needs. Most older men are also more romantic and have a good sense of humor.
In terms of finer things in life, older men usually know how to choose the better ones, be it wine, vocational destinations, food, and clothes. This is because they can afford most of these things and also because they know what is good and what is not.
An older man know what a real date should entail. This again comes down to the experience he has amassed over the years. This does not mean that an older guy will be opposed to a night of Netflix and chilling, but he is well-versed on how a proper date should be.
An older man has a greater understanding of your fears, concerns, as well as what you are looking for in life. A matured guy wants to be your friend first and is willing to work through any hurdles along the way.
While they will drink wine and beer or even smoke, they usually know where to draw the line. An older man can also handle their issues better because they are mature enough to know the way out.
They tend to have at least one or two sports that they enjoy taking part in. They make it a habit of maintaining a healthy and active lifestyle. Older men tend to spend their money on such things as spare parts of their vehicles or bikes instead of video games and other gadgets.
Also, older men know the benefits of having a relaxing time, so they do not feel the urge to stretch their limits and exhaust their bodies.
Naturally, men take longer to mature than men, thus mostly; middle age is the age of maturity for men. This is the age for a serious and more stable relationship. It is at this stage that they have everything figured out, and they are now ready for something more than just a good time.
Therefore women who are tired of immature relationships can seek a more stable relationship with older men.
Younger men are usually more focused on parties, loud music, booze, and all that stuff. On the other hand, older men realize that a party-focused lifestyle is not sustainable and unhealthy. Instead of partying, older men normally enjoy the company of their close friends.
I have already mentioned that older men understand what they need and go for it. If he values you, he will fight for you. Older men don’t usually love with one foot out the door, unlike many younger men.
Go for it. And remember LoveWorks for the fun stuff.
Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is making plans to display sex toys at next year’s show. Jokes are flying around that the spelling of CES will be “SEX” by next year.
At the CES this year, the technology for sexual pleasure spurred a great wave, motivating the organizing committee of the show. The Post learned that they plan to do it better next year.
As revealed by a reliable source, the success of their experimental show this year impressed them so much that they plan to move their technologically savvy sex section to the prime location from the small corner they accommodated this year.
The section which housed tech-savvy sex toys like vibrators and dildos was held in the Las Vegas Convention Centre.
The plan for 2021 is to place the once small sex toys section in the centre of the buzz at the convention alongside big players like Sony, Uber, and Samsung. Great company!
This year was the first time they decided to give technically advanced sex toys companies a space at the trade show to display their products and join the prize competition – because they were damned the previous year for prudishly denying the high-end vibrator its earned award, favoring the stripper robots and ‘booth babes.’
Before this year’s convention, they specifically stated that the dedicated space given for sex toys was on an experimental basis so people shouldn’t get too comfortable. That was their reason for giving them booths at a corner called the Sands Expo – far from where most major players displayed their products at the convention.
But none of the efforts made actually deterred the attendees from going in mass to the sex toys booths.
The co-founder of the luxurious ‘Crave’, a vibrator company, Michael Topolovac said that the warm reception received was nothing expected. His company operated a station that allows you to make your own vibrator during the show. He revealed that the mood of the crowd was one that held promise of a viable market and this indicated the possibility of the business becoming very big and mainstream.
This year, a product from Lioness – a smart vibrator, made it to the final stage of the Consumer Electronics Show’s competition for last standing gadget after it had its application for participation rejected last year.
The smart vibrator, as the name implies has a level of intelligence. The vibrator from Lioness makes use of biofeedback data which helps it track the sexual response of the body during use and measure the orgasm quality experienced. From the data collected, it gives feedback to the user on improvements to make during the next session. Typical artificial intelligence!
The co-founder of Lioness Anna Lee no longer feels like they are just surviving the Consumer Electronics Show – after they had their application rejected last year, instead they are beginning to feel like they are flourishing in CES. She revealed they are hopeful the organizing committee for CES will make this more than an experimental run.
All they want is to be treated like people displaying conventional products like having smart-watch booths next to theirs. She also added that the basis for the show is for the display of most tech advanced products making the question of whether the product is a taboo or not secondary; and fight it all you want — that includes sex toys!
Some of the interesting products at this year’s CES include: a product from Yukai Engineering – a Japanese company, called Qoobo. Qoobo is a pillow in the form of a cat’s tail that can purr. The product also responds to voice and petting by the user making it an ideal product for those unable to own real pets maybe because of landlord rules or age. The prize for this year’s small size version is not fixed yet but it should be lower than the previous $149 version.
Another product on display at the Consumer Electronics Show was ‘Bot Chef’ by Samsung. The pair of robotic arms is a kitchen product that hangs from an overhead cupboard. The Bot Chef can make coffee, chop ingredients and work the cooker. Until Samsung puts the product on sale, you are not free to drop your apron yet.
WELT, a Korean company displayed their Smart belt which measures the waistline every time you wear it. it also has sensors that monitor your gait, which is very helpful for customers prone to falls – like old people.
LoveWorks won’t be on display at the 2021 CES, but we are always here.
Have you ever heard of Micha Stuntz, the man with the 7 pound penis?
It’s not just women who like to increase the size of their assets with a little cosmetic surgery anymore. Micha Stuntz, a 45 year old German man has enlarged his penis beyond any normal human proportions.
At the last count, it was over 9 inches long, nearly 4 inches wide and weighed more than seven pounds.
We’ve all heard the arguments about whether size matters, but are penis enlargement injections really worth it?
Micha makes a proud display of his monster member at his local gay festivals, where he feels most comfortable expressing himself. But in other areas of life, it’s not so simple.
There’s the issue of trying to find underwear and pants that fit for a start. Specially made fetish wear is an option, 
and Micha certainly seems to enjoy the attention they can bring – but this is only for events. When it comes to regular day-to-day life, things can get a bit more tricky.
Micha Stuntz admits that he’s more introverted than you might initially suspect, so he tries not to draw attention to his enlarged penis. How successful he is at this is another story.
But hidden behind the general hilarity of this cosmetic surgery is a story that will be familiar to anyone who’s had enhancements of their own.
Micha’s fascination with penis enlargement started with pumping. He soon discovered that he felt much more at ease with himself – and became determined to find a more permanent solution.
Since then, he has had multiple penis enlargement injections using a high quality medical oil. The decisions were spurred on by the realization that he no longer had to accept the body he was born with, but the one that felt right.
This raises the question of just how much pressure is put on men to feel that they are packing the biggest meat. Everywhere you look, whether it be ads for Calvin Klein underwear or porn, men with smaller penises – or even just average – don’t exist. The only time you will come across it in the media is to make fun of the unfortunate fella. But the question remains: is it worth penis enlargement injections of silicone into the most sensitive part of the body??
Still, Micha Stuntz seems to be happy with his new package, even if it does cause a few difficulties in the bedroom. The size has stopped him from having regular sex! Thankfully, he’s found a way around that by exercising a little creativity when it’s time to get intimate. He also claims that it’s helped him sort out those who are really interested in him as a person and those who just see his huge penis.
Although it’s not the world’s worst screening tactic for avoiding one-night stands, it seems unlikely to catch on.
Then again, in an age of constant pressure to be perfect, perhaps Micha Stuntz won’t be the last to go to such extreme lengths.
Would you consider surgically enlarging your own penis? Leave and comment and let us know!
Butt Plug Training is a favorite of Dominants who usually want to keep their submissive’s (sub) anus filled with a butt-plug, and sometimes, an enema! First, it reminds the submissive of who is the boss, and who fills their ass.
Second, butt plug training prepares the sub for being penetrated anally; can assist with forced enemas, or enema retention, and other water sports; as well as anal control (you can’t defecate with a butt plug in place!).
A good butt plug won’t fall out or allow leakage. It can be worn for hours without discomfort, including in public. In public use reminds the sub that the master has the ability to control.
Regular butt plugs are, for lack of better description, “triangle” shaped with a bulge in the middle, and a narrow area located at the end of the toy, near the “grip” or the retaining element of the plug.
Butt plugs, butt vibes and toys are different than vaginal toys due to the addition of the grip or retaining element at the end. This is designed to make sure the toy does not insert all the way into the anus, requiring a trip to the emergency room for removal.
Stay away from available-at-home items like hair brushes, bottles or other toys. The inherent danger that could arise from these items isn’t something you or your sub would want to experience. Getting it removed in an ER is embarrassing; but it would be terrible if it caused rips or cuts in the anal canal.
There are also different shapes and sizes, including penis shapes, and triangle shaped toys that can only be described as “extreme”. These extreme sex toys are not for beginners.
Some butt plugs have a removable “screw-in” valve that allows for the insertion of an enema tube or fill nozzle. Once the liquid has been dispensed through the plug, the valve can be shut, and the wearer is at the mercy of the dom for release.
Remember, this is the butt. Although it has the most number of nerve and pleasure points, you must consider hygiene. Therefore, cleanliness is key to better anal experiences.
For female subs, care must be taken to avoid any cross contamination between the anus and the vagina. Above all, when the anus is cleaned, wiping must be away from the vagina.
For male subs, avoid contact between toys used in the anus, and the head or urethra of the penis.
The use of a lubricant is mandatory. This is not the area where you wish to have pain, as the toy can tear the lining of the anal canal. Use lubrication generously.
Above all, NO VASELINE, BABY OIL, OR COOKING OIL. No silicone lubes unless the butt plug is wood, metal or glass.
Use your finger – apply lubricant to your finger and wipe around the anus. When you have teased the anus enough, begin to gentle probe the opening. Apply more lube and probe deeper into the anus.
Remove your finger. If there is fecal matter (poop, shit) on it, it might be a good time for an enema or anal douche to clean the anal canal. Or, it might be time to let your sub know that a punishment is due for failure to properly douche and clean their anus.
If you plan to use an enema, warm water and a drop or two of very mild dish soap work wonders. I prefer my sub to be head down and ass up during the five minutes or so that they must retain the cleansing enema. I find this position to be the best because the liquid travels back toward the bowel, just beyond the canal, freeing up any left behind fecal matter.
Plus, I prefer seeing them face down, ass up. So it works. Do not use store bought enemas. They are too harsh, and are not intended to be gentle cleansers, as they are usually to satisfy a condition such as constipation. Make your own cleansing douche – cheaper, safer and overall a better choice.
Apply lubricant to the buttplug, especially to the tip. And instruct your sub to assume the position.
The Positions
In this type of relationship, the dom will be the one who inserts the sextoy into the sub, as that is part of the position of power the dom exerts. Therefore, the positions of insertion might be quite different from someone not in a power-relationship.
Some positions include standing in front of you, bent over, hands on their cheeks holding the cheeks open; on their knees, face down, ass up (see a pattern here?); or if you have an experienced sub, on the tips of their toes with their knees opened so you can insert from below.
Some of these positions also allow you to easily stimulate your sub as you tease them with the tip of the butt plug. There are other positions you can experiment with as well, including flat on their stomach with their feet spread apart.
Depending on the level of familiarity with butt plugs, thrust the tip into their ass, then remove it. Add more lube, reinsert and repeat.
The plug should easily slide in up to its widest point. Your sub may begin protesting or pulling away.
In addition, restrain the sub by holding down the legs to prevent movement and fidgeting.
You may also choose to stimulate your sub while inserting the toy. For male subs especially, do not allow them to climax before the plug is in place.
Proper fit is important. No one wants to have a butt plug simply fall out. That is not acceptable.
Have your sub stand and instruct them to squeeze or bear down on the plug. For those unfamiliar, it is the same muscle as stopping your urine mid-stream.
If the plug flies out, you have chosen too small of a plug, and must now start over with a larger size.
However, if the plug stays in, tell the sub to “squat” because a correctly sized plug won’t exit – even in this position.
But there is one final test – go for a walk with no panties or underwear. If it stays in, you are good to go.
Grab the base of the sextoy. Gently turn and begin removing it. The sub will experience pressure, sometimes extreme, when the center bulge attempts to exit the inner sphincter. It is possible you will need to go slower if this happens, because sometimes the inner sphincter grabs on and doesn’t want to let go.
Word of advice – if you gave your sub an enema with the plug in place, the enema will immediately exit when the plug is removed … so it is better to remove the plug on the toilet or in a shower; or standing in the yard.
After removal, the sextoy should be cleaned. There should be NO SMELL if you are using a quality toy. Therefore, a smell means that the toy cannot be fully cleaned, and bacteria might be staying in the material of the toy.
Enemas with butt plugs are always a favorite for plug lovers. After the enema and plug are in place, the sub is sent to the store or other public area (lingerie store), and must find and purchase specific items that the dom has requested.
There are also air filled expandable butt plugs. They provide a feeling of a full anus, and can be very uncomfortable to wear and go shopping until they are allowed to release the air.
For instance, there are also remote control vibrating butt plugs, with specialized prostate massage plugs for men as well. This is one of my favorite (used alone, not with an enema).
Dom stands away from the sub, while the sub must interact with the staff or the cashier at the grocery store, or other retail establishment.
The dom has the remote control and sends charges of vibration to the sub without warning, usually making sure the sub is in mid-sentence as it is fun to watch the sub learn to handle the vibrations.
For female subs, the same type of remote controlled sex toys are also available for vaginal play. It can be combined with a remote control anal sex toy which will give her twice the vibrations – never knowing which orifice will be vibrated next.
Finally, you can also instruct your sub to insert the butt plug in the car during the drive to the store. The feet on the dash at the windshield, knees open, lube and insert the toy.
Wearing all night is another possibility, although this sometimes causes irritation and difficulty in removal because all of the lube has vanished. But this can be more painful than fun depending on how the body processed the lube.
And for the truly extreme, there are shocking butt plugs that are remote controlled. The same concept as before with the remote controlled plug in public, except this one gives electroshocks rather than vibration.
Having a butt plug in the anus while having vaginal intercourse is much more common today as butt plugs have become so popular and accepted.
But regardless of the situation, anyone will tell you that the orgasm increases ten-fold with a sex toy in your ass, especially one with vibration that changes its vibration pattern automatically between on, off, faster, slower, builds up, down, and more.
Generally less common is intercourse with a butt plug keeping an enema in, since there is a different pleasure to the excitement caused by the water inside the anus. The plug makes sure the enema doesn’t get expelled during excitement.
In conclusion, butt play has become one of the most asked about fetishes in adult stores and discussion sites. In fact, most adult stores dedicate more space to butt toys than ever, when you include all the different types – from plugs, to trainers, dilators, probes, beads and balls.
Specifically, buy quality products; quality lube designed for the insertion into the body; and play safe, avoiding a trip to the ER!
Are you still straight if you regularly have bud sex or give bro jobs with other men? For these fella’s, the answer is YES!
The traditional notions of sexuality have been undergoing a massive transformation over the last few years. Both men and women are embracing ever broadening descriptions of their own sexuality and acceptance of non hetero-sexual identities has been met with increasing acceptance.
But not for everyone.
Rural areas tend towards socially conservative views and attitudes towards sexuality. It’s almost expected that men will get married, have kids and pursue careers and hobbies that express their masculinity.
It’s not unusual for men to ditch their wives for the weekend and go on the rampage. A few beers, a strip club and top it all off with a barbeque.
But that’s where a whole new kind of fun starts.
After having a typical boy’s night out, sometimes it ends with straight guys having sex with each other. It is a phenomenon being called bud sex — and usually involves oral sex or “bro jobs” between the friends.
Bud sex happened between many guys when they were young – but was called “circle jerks” back then, where guys usually only masturbated each other. There was no sexual attraction, it was just guys helping each other out. Even as a youngster, they knew that an “unfamiliar” hand felt better!
And with today’s bud sex, they aren’t going to the ultra-feminine guys that would make them see more masculine by comparison.
They’re going for men just like themselves. The kind they would be best friends with. And they absolutely refuse to be labelled as homosexual, bisexual or anything other than straight. They claim it’s simply a case of helping each other out by giving each other a bro-job, making them almost masturbatory in nature. They reject the comparison to straight guys having sex with each other — as they claim there is no “sex”.
It definitely adds a whole new level of meaning to saying bro’s before ho’s.
Men having sex with other men, whilst explicitly rejecting a non-straight sexual label, isn’t an entirely new phenomenon. These kinds of sexual acts have been an open secret of military and naval organizations – the ‘any port in a storm’ approach to lack of female sexual options leading men to engage in intercourse with each other for purely physical satisfaction.
Besides the military environment, there is also a sexual attitude that occurs in prison and in gender segregated schools called “gay for the stay but straight at the gate”; as well as “opportunistic homosexuality”. In effect, when placed in a gender-segregated environment, men (and women) will turn to providing sexual favors in exchange for the same sexual favors — ie: bro jobs for a bro jobs.
But that doesn’t quite explain what’s going on. The men engaging in bud-sex and the humorously named ‘bro-jobs’ have wives, and have the opportunity to meet other women for affairs, so what else could explain the behavior? Simple: simplicity, availability and confidentiality.
Historical cultures, such as the Roman Empire and the Ancient Greek city states were remarkably accepting of straight men having sex with each other.
In fact, it was so normalized that the Spartans (of 300 fame) were often more comfortable having sex with other men, as they would not marry until their 30s. Romans too had a relatively permissive sexual culture, and would look down on effeminacy rather than homosexual acts themselves.
But this still doesn’t do much to explain why it’s happening in the first place.
There are multiple theories competing for attention – the most prevalent of which is that these men are simply like other LGBTQ groups, possessing a sexual attraction to other masculine men with an unhealthy case of denial or fear of the consequences of ‘coming out’.
Alternatively, there is the possibility that the restrictive conservative environment has made it harder for these men to fully understand their own sexual identities, and that the negative – even hostile – reactions they exhibit towards homosexuality and flamboyance are simply the result of being raised in an environment where it is normal to think and act in such ways.
Female sexual experimentation is more commonly accepted – without the need to label the women that have ‘lesbian experiences’ as also being lesbians. Perhaps the same curiosity is what drives bud-sex?
The simplest explanation would be that these men are not entirely straight – and merely claim to be because it fits their understanding of the world. Bisexuality is often misunderstood as being equally attracted to both males and females, but the truth is that it can vary wildly from one day to another.
It also comes down to animal instincts. Guys want to be brought to orgasm by someone else. There will be no accusation of cheating, and there will be no suspicion, when the bro jobs are coming from a close friend of the same sex.
There will also be no discussion between guys of “like” and “relationships” — because what occurred is simply the animalistic urge to orgasm. I’ll scratch your back, if you will scratch mine — how many times have you heard that said?
Being attracted to both genders doesn’t prevent bisexual men from having successful marriages with women – and this could be the case here. Although happily married by all accounts – they’re simply unable to fulfill certain sexual needs with their wives – but also feel politically and socially at odds with the majority of gay culture.
It is one reason that new terms like “polysexual” or “sexually fluid” are coming into play. Most people feel that “bisexual” means a sexual attraction to men and women equally without realizing there are other divisions within bisexuality including “sexually bi, but emotionally straight” — where guys will have sex with guys, but have no interest in kissing or other emotional attachments to guys.
The truth is that none of these explanations will fully account for all men who engage in it. What we’ve been learning over the last few years is that sexuality, gender, what arouses people and why is a lot more complicated and multifaceted than we ever thought.
But there is one simply thing we’ve overlooked.
Male bonding is often harshly judged by the media in a way that friendship between women isn’t. Many have been quick to pile on with mocking judgments.
Sex can be an incredible bonding experience – leading relationships to a deeper level. Is there any reason why it couldn’t be the same between friends of the same gender, without necessarily making them gay or bisexual?
So what’s your opinion about bud sex and bro jobs? Is it simply a case that these men are in a closet designed to mesh with their macho lifestyles, or is there something deeper going on with straight guys having sex with other guys?
Leave a comment below and have your say!
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It seems inevitable that men without female company will resort to some pretty ‘creative’ tactics to get their rocks off. Prison is no exception, as you will soon learn.
Now, male prisoners aren’t smuggling butt plugs into prison per se – but they are cramming an awful lot of things in their most private pockets.
For example, the Zanco Fly Prison Phone holds the record for being the world’s smallest phone, and it’s almost deliberately designed to be easily smuggled behind bars via anal insertion.
Alongside bags of drugs, weapons and other items, these are considered an alarming problem for prison security around the world. California Highway Patrol has also had their run-ins with prisoners vibrating during arrest.
Now, we’re not saying that prisoners are setting these phones to vibrate and using them for pleasure (although you can bet your last penny that’s happening at some point) but there are many ways that prisoners have used the random objects around them to create some rather inspired DIY sex toys.
These range from hilarious to disturbing. All sorts of objects, including… organic matter have been fashioned into sex toys for both anal and urethral uses.
Let’s take a look at female prisoners. Over the last few years, there has been a massive increase in the number of sex toys being smuggled into women’s prisons by inmates.
Although they are typically confiscated immediately and listed as contraband in nearly all prisons at this time, there are suggestions of changing the way this is approached.
Instead of banning them outright, sex toys could be used as another form of punishing bad behaviour by inmates by removing sex toy privileges. This idea isn’t completely out of the blue, as it holds a lot of similarity with the concept of ‘conjugal visits’ as a reward, that have resulted in much less need for violent suppression of unruly prisons.
Of course, until such a program is actually rolled out for real, the sex toy smugglers are winning the day.
And these toys have huge value amongst the prison population. Some of the most frequently discovered sex toys include dildos, vagina balls (also known as love eggs) and in at least one case, a labia spreader.
And female prisoners have shown that they are no slouch in the DIY department either. It turns out that smuggling is even going on inside the prisons, transferring supplies from kitchens and other prison labour areas into cells to be used as makeshift dildos and vibrators. These can include everything from lunch meat to cutlery and more. Take a look at Orange is the New Black for further ideas – although one inmate at a women’s correctional institution interviewed (who asked not to be named – no surprise there!) told us that there was a lot of fictional liberties taken, it still didn’t compare to the sheer scale of ingenuity being demonstrated by the sex-starved women behind bars.
Whether you’re against the idea of prisoners being able to indulge in sexual pleasure or shrug your shoulders
, you cannot deny that prisons seems to turn everybody into some form of naughty MacGuyver.
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The 14th of March is the official date of guy’s Valentine’s day. We here at LoveWorks are excited to support this fun little holiday.
This page has been updated!! Please go to the 2020 version of Guy’s Valentine’s Day!
But what’s so important about it?
Valentine’s day is a great excuse for you to be pampered and adored by your husbands, boyfriends and lovers. There’s no feeling better than the one you get from a genuine expression of love and passion. It makes you feel loved, sexy and delighted to be part of a great couple.
So what better way to inject some fiery passion into your relationship all over again than by showing your man why he’s so lucky to have you?
Madame Red of LoveWorks always looks forward to Valentine’s day for guys. “It’s always a fun time in the store!”
In fact, she’s disappointed that it only comes around once a year – and it’s not just LoveWorks that gets in on the action. We spoke to a local restaurant manager who said that they’re “so packed – we always bring in extra staff.”
Valentine’s day for men hasn’t been around for very long in the US.
But the rest of the world is a long way ahead. In fact, Asia has had a long, romantic history with celebrating their men. For them, February 14th is a day where the ladies give gifts and treats, and it’s not until the month after that they get their own celebration as a way of reciprocating.
Here’s how it works. Tell your fella’ to clear his schedule for the evening. You’re gonna take him on a hot and
sensual journey – but you can’t say anything more without spoiling the surprise. You can even try looking for some fun Valentine’s gifts for him.
Now here’s where Valentine’s day for men is a little different. Think about the kind of things you’d expect to happen. You might get a bunch of beautiful flowers, fancy wine and a gorgeous dinner. Top it all off with a candle lit bath for two.
Unfortunately, the same approach won’t work the other way around. Men love doing this kind of stuff for the women they love because of the joy it brings you.
So think what you could do to show how much you value your relationship. If you’re wondering what you should do, we have a couple of ideas. Men typically spend $88 on average making you feel special – so you don’t have to do anything crazy. It’s better to make a real gesture that really captures what makes your relationship so special than buying fancy gifts.
The best thing about a relationship is knowing that you’re the hottest prize in their eyes. So why not use it as a chance to highlight your assets? You could try getting his and hers sexy underwear and unleash your inner goddess.
Wait a second – sexy underwear for him? Isn’t that just funny animal themed thongs for male strippers?
Actually, no! LoveWorks have been a leading proponent in genuinely sexy underwear for men. The kind that makes it so that you can’t take your eyes off of his impressive and tastefully wrapped package.
But that’s far from all you could try. If you’d rather get a Valentine’s gift for him that’s not a novelty item or the same old dull gifts that men always seem to get, creative gifts that you can easily make at home are a great way to add a personal touch. How about a ‘naughty coupon’ book? All it takes is a bit of imagination to think of fun stuff you’d both like to try in the bedroom. He can then cash those coupons in for a wild night between the sheets.
For many men it’s a fact of life that in order to provide for your family you will have to be away from home for long periods of time. You may even be serving overseas on a tour of duty, fighting for your homeland.
But long and frequent absences can make it hard to keep your relationship going. The thought of your partner cheating on you while you’re away is likely one of your worst nightmares.
Quite often, there isn’t anything wrong with your relationship, it’s just that loneliness and opportunity are a powerful combination.
But what if there was a way you could do your duty and still be there to take care of your partner’s sexual needs?
Empire Labs have developed a kit that allows you to create a perfect copy of your own penis in the comfort of your own home.
The process is elegantly simple.
The first step is making a mold of your penis using a powder. After a short time, the powder begins to set and you can remove your willy.
A gel is then poured into the mold. After 24 hours, your penis cast is ready to use.
But the clone a willy kit doesn’t end the journey with a simple casting.
You can choose everything from different skin tones to glow in the dark versions, and even create a mold that includes the whole package and not just the shaft, allowing you to make your willy clone as realistic or as fantastical as you wish.
Although this makes it sound like a novelty, something that you might do for a laugh, the clone a willy is a booming success.
Perhaps the huge sales reflect something that’s long been missing from the sex toy market – personalisation.
Something that really stands out about the clone a willy kit is that it’s possibly the only sex toy that’s genuinely reassuring of your sexual prowess when your partner uses it. After all, it’s not a gargantuan plastic monster with more motors than your car. It’s you. It’s not uncommon for men in a relationship to feel some sort of resentment towards sex toys that can do things that are physically impossible to replicate with flesh and blood – making the clone a willy one of the best ways to maintain intimacy and confidence whilst still exploring new avenues of sexual pleasure.
So whether you’re a trucker, servicemen or just can’t spend as much time at home as you’d like, it’s exciting to know that you can leave a part of yourself behind to hold the fort while you’re away.
You can learn more about the clone a willy kit, or order your own clone a willy kit here.
WHAT IF YOU HAVE A CROOKED PENIS? We were asked that a few times in the stores, so we decided to include this tip for those guys whose penis is curved more than others. Follow these instructions for best use.
There’s no better way to feel alive than to have sex. But for many people, sex, sex toys and masturbation have skipped straight past the petite morte and caused their weird deaths right there and then.
It’s not uncommon for people to declare that if they had any choice in the matter, they’d like to die whilst having sex, fuelled by the idea that their last moments should be of ultimate pleasure. To give credit to some of those who did just that; here’s a list the top 3 weird deaths caused by masturbation and sex toys.
Christopher Harrold, a 26 year old university student, was found by his roommates dead after having accidentally strangling himself to death whilst watching porn.
He’s far from the only person to experience a weird death in such a tragic manner.
A few hundred people die every year by strangling, choking or otherwise preventing themselves from breathing whilst masturbating.
It’s an established fact that as the brain becomes more oxygen starved, it can cause a number of pleasurable effects such as euphoria and lowered inhibitions. Fans of autoerotic asphyxiation deliberately chase these feelings to intensify their orgasm.
However, with something so dangerous, it’s inevitably lead to more than a few disasters.
You know that funny little feeling you get when you’re shocked by static electricity?
Quite a few people have enthusiastically hooked their genitals up to various electrical devices and outlets to take advantage of this.
When done under a carefully controlled setting and with equipment designed for this purpose, it can be relatively risk free and pleasurable.
DIY approaches can lead to a very different story. Kirsten Taylor, 29, died when the nipple clamps used to pump electricity from a power strip into her body killed her. Kirsten and her husband had been engaging in electrically-enhanced sex for over two years until her weird death.
Even in a healthy relationship with frequent sex people find themselves looking for a little more pleasure. Sometimes this doesn’t go down to well with the other half.
Andrei was in just such a relationship, and regularly used a penis sleeve to satisfy his desires when his girlfriend didn’t quite do the job.
One day she had enough, and stuffed the penis sleeve with fibreglass insulation.
Fibreglass insulation, for those of you who aren’t aware, is extremely painful if you come into contact with it. The material is composed of tiny razor sharp fibres. It’s perfect for keeping the cold out, but not so good at keeping your blood in if you happen to rub it vigorously over yourself.
It’s not clear if Andrei died from his injuries, but it wouldn’t be a big stretch of the imagination to assume that he would have prayed for any release from the extreme pain. We can safely say that the relationship between Andrei and his girlfriend did die that day.
Of course, none of these stories mean that sex toys and masturbation are inherently dangerous. The key takeaway here is that there’s more than one meaning to practicing safe sex. As always, common sense reigns supreme, especially when the most sensitive of sensitive areas are involved. It’s also worth noting that if you’re interesting in exploring alternative sexual practices, you should be prepared to throw away your ego temporarily and seek professional medical advice or emergency treatment. Your life could depend on it.
Plus, do you really want to be remembered because of your strange, unusual or weird deaths? Imagine when your grandkids read that you died while having sex with a scarecrow?
Condoms are one of those inventions that hasn’t really changed much since they were invented. But every now and again, there’s a very inventive individual with just the right attitude to take everything we thought we knew about sex and turn it upside down.
And the condom of the future is no different.
Smart tech is getting ever more pervasive, it’s in our homes and on our phones. Even the odd wearable accessory or high-tech sport clothing comes kitted out with a dozen apps and data-collecting sensors.
The idea of technology you can wear has always been a fun little sci-fi idea, but smart condoms are taking the ‘fun’ part a little further.
Ever wondered how many calories you’re burning when you have sex? Now you can actually find out. You could even make and break personal records. In fact, you can learn so much about your bedroom abilities that you could start making a tabletop RPG character from all of the statistics.
Ever wondered how fast you thrust? It never even occurred to me before, but I’d love to find out now that I know I can.
And whilst most of this is fairly amusing, the practical applications are fairly limited. After all, if you start treating sex as a form of exercise you’re going to quickly find yourself losing the enjoyment and you definitely won’t be impressing your partner, even if you are thrusting at 40mph.
Thankfully, smart condoms do a little more than just keep track of silly stats. They’re also a leading new front in the struggle to promote better sexual health. Smart condoms are capable of detecting common STIs that you would normally need to wait until you already had them before you found out a partner carried them – by which point it is often too late for any cure.
The effectiveness of these remains to be seen on a large scale, as they aren’t available for public purchase just yet – but the possibility to detect infections before they spread would be an extremely positive move forwards, and could prove to be a huge step forward to eradicating common STDs.
The best thing about the smart condoms are that they don’t actually replace the ordinary condom you’re used to seeing. It’s simply a small and unobtrusive ring that is worn alongside the condom. This means you won’t have to fork over huge amounts of cash to have freaky future-style sex, just a one off purchase.
However, it should go without saying that just because they may be able to detect STIs, smart condoms aren’t going to make you completely immune. First off, if you don’t keep them clean there’s a chance they could actually help spread infections. It’s also important to remember that STIs change and new forms are a constant threat that won’t necessarily be detected.
But if you’re mostly after the novelty of finding out weird little details about your own sex life, the smart condom seems to be as good a way as any other. If you’re feeling competitive, you can even share and compare your stats. However, it seems doubtful that this feature will see much widespread usage.
After all, how many times have you been chatting to an attractive stranger and thought “he’s so hot, if only his thrust velocity was higher!”
Then again, the rise of Tinder and other hook-up apps do seem to suggest that reducing sex to a numbers game is just part of our current society, so who knows. Perhaps the two will combine in the future and you can start swiping right based on performance metrics rather than appearance.
Actually, maybe I’ll get started on that particular app myself…
