Better Than Sex Cake – People Choose Cake Over Sex

Better Than Sex Cake – People Choose Cake Over Sex

Given the incessant stream of sensual content flying around especially on the internet, you will be surprised at the findings of this new study.  This study was conducted in the UK by experts who surveyed a lot of women to find out whether they believed that there was really a “better than sex cake”.

The study results were shocking. It showed that about one in every six women would choose to have cake over sexual activities – and agreed that “better than sex cake” really existed! Interesting!

That’s not all, the survey further revealed that sex wasn’t the only thing they were willing to let go of. The women were also willing to give up wine and about 13% of the women were ready to push away their smartphones just to focus on their treat (cake).

Sex? Wine? Smartphones? Just for the cake! That must be some amazing “better than sex cake”!  As unbelievable as it sounds, that’s our reality.

One of the experts who conducted the surveys revealed that among the things the nation seems to be unable to do without, eating cake was one. Not necessarily an obsession, but a craving once in a while.   But to better than sex??

This survey was done to commemorate the National Cake Week and surveyed roughly 2,000 people. Among them were workers who revealed that they gave cakes to their bosses now and then to “enhance relationships” … or bribe them perhaps.

If the cake is better than sex, I can see it being a great gift!

Not only did it butter up the relationship between bosses and subordinates, but employees also confessed the use of cake to win over partners. About 11 % of the males surveyed and 7% of the women subscribed to the theory that “better than sex cake” really works.

This is a somewhat strange discovery in this age. How many persons can comfortably stay without their phones? Yet some people are willing to give up the use of their phones just for a cake treat. Even more! Give up wine and sex.   

Somewhere out there is an evil cake baker laughing under his or her breath! 

So while writing this news piece, an office mate asked me:  “What phrase does every cake baker want to hear and every sexual partner would also want to hear?”  I was at a loss and had to give up.

“Wow, that is moist”.