Everyone loves the idea of edibles: edible panties, edible underwear (and even edible handcuffs and penis rings and uhhh, other things!); it is an exciting idea. We actually sell quite a few of them. They do make a really great gift, but mostly for that, “OMG, no they didn’t!” shock factor.
As a gift to be given at bachelorette parties, or even as a white elephant exchange, they are great
Somehow food and sex go hand in hand. Not because most people want to actually have sex with food, but because sexual pleasure and food both release dopamine.
Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that sends all the feel goods to the rest of your body: the food you crave and pleasure are both known to release this satisfactory chemical. That is what makes edible underwear, and specifically, edible panties, such a fun gift.
Everyone loves the idea of edibles: edible panties, edible underwear (and even edible handcuffs and penis rings and uhhh, other things!); it is an exciting idea. We actually sell quite a few of them. They do make a really great gift, but mostly for that, “OMG, no they didn’t!” shock factor.
As a gift to be given at bachelorette parties, or even as a white elephant exchange, they are great. Always a big hit, and a great reason for an actual “laugh out loud” response. Edible panties are certainly worth the laugh, and affordable enough to be added to any actual gift.
The idea of edible underwear, isn’t always a practical one. When do you put them on? Sure you can slip into them quickly while your partner is in the shower, and be sprawled out on the bed by the time they get out. That is the practical thing to do. Then there are people like me who want to go have a night out, and come home with a sexy surprise that has been right under your partner’s nose all night.
There is no way you can incorporate edible panties in that way. Wearing them underneath your clothing for an evening at the movies or out to dinner, with plans of stripping down with a sexy gift for your partner is out of the question!
I imagine it would be comparable to having a stick of gum in your pocket all day without the wrapper. Eventually it would just become a sticky mess, but in this case a sticky mess in much more delicate parts. In other words, it might not be edible underwear after that! No thank you!
The Crotchless Edible Panties are always a popular seller. Like I said, they are really great for a gag gift, but they tend to be more like a dried-up fruit roll-up attached to some string, like a tie on bikini bottom. A HUGE disappointment if you really did have something more sexy in mind like your partner “nawing” near your delicate bits in search of a juicier surprise.
We also sell the other styles of edible underwear like the Candy Posing Pouch and Candy G-String. They are similar to those hard candy chokers that were a big hit back in the 90’s.
It is some elastic string that are strung with hard candies that fit like “under-roos”. They are a bit more practical. They fit a lot more like underwear.
Your partner can actually successfully eat the candy off the string in a single chomp, one by one, to build anticipation.
But the chances of your partner eating all the candy in one go is slim. It is a lot of little hard candies to eat! Like I stated previously, they are attached with an elastic string, and occasionally, they will snap back.
That is exciting if you are into that sort of thing, but not so much if you aren’t. Especially not to have it snap back in your face. I can see the headline: “Edible underwear fights back; man in ER with candy up his nose”.
The only thing I didn’t mention is the flavor. The panties that are like fruit roll-ups taste similar to that product; while the string is a decent flavor of licorice. The candy posing straps, g-strings, and handcuffs, are quite tasty, but I don’t suggest “finishing your meal”. There will be other things on your plate that require your attention besides the candy. It is not a lot of calories either, so there is no excuse!
Regardless, Edible underwear may not being as practical for use as the name suggest; receiving them as a gift or introducing them to your partner for fun, may still bring something more positive into the bedroom.
Edible panties are a gift to make you giggle, but also open up the door to other possibilities. Edible underwear play can come in many much more pleasant forms, and this could really open the door to those other possibilities.
And what man doesn’t like candy and …. !
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