A “furry” couple was recently arrested for having “furry sex” with a boy 15 years old.
The couple were gamers, and met the boy, who was probably “furry-less” while playing the RPG Dungeons and dragons.
A “furry” couple was recently arrested for having “furry sex” with a boy 15 years old. The couple were gamers (and furries), and met the boy, who was probably “furry-less” while playing the RPG Dungeons and dragons.
According to the Facebook messages between the couple and the boy (doesn’t anyone delete their naughty messages anymore???), the boy was treated as the couple’s “pet goat”.
Although the original article doesn’t mention the reason behind him being their “pet goat”, I had to look that up. I found two references to “pet goat” – one was a CGI movie, and one is more interesting, as it is the book that George W Bush Jr, was reading to children during the tower attacks of 2001.
According to the children’s story, a “pet goat” is known for eating everything in its path. Even wiki agrees, “In cartoons, goats are often shown eating any object they can”. I’m sure you can draw your own conclusions.
To make matters worse, there is a #goatfursona Instagram tag. I know now that I have lived a sheltered life. I didn’t realize it before; but I do now.
The couple, Emily, 22 and Jacob, 26, were charged with corruption of a minor. Fur real – it gets even more interesting. Emily normally takes on the persona of cat; and Jacob takes on the persona (well, to be more accurate, a “fursona”, a portmanteau of the words) of a goat during their encounters.
“Furries” are humans who are fans of anthropomorphic animals and dress up in animal costumes (sometimes head, arms and legs only), and take on the persona (“fursona”) of the animal they have chosen to become. Anthropomorphic animals, btw, are animals with human characteristics (like Mickey Mouse, although I have yet to see a furry chose to have sex as Mickey Mouse! And who really wants to fuck Goofy??).
Is Pony Play or Bronies the same thing?
No. Bronies is a separate subset, specifically for fans of “My Little Pony”. Puppy and Pony Play are types of role playing which are part of the BDSM community. One person takes on the actions and mannerisms of a pony, including dressing to the part. The BDSM community denies any connection to the furry community.
Back to furries: They often engage in sexual acts, while in costume, and in character. These sexual acts (sometimes intercourse, but often, only outercourse) have been nicknamed “Y.I.F.F”, for “Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry”.
Furries do not see the sex act (or Y.I.F.F) to be anything serious. It is not like “Let’s Fuck” or “Let’s Make Love”. It is more on the lines of “Let’s Play” because furries don’t attach the seriousness to the sexual act – similar to how animals view the sexual act.
When animals have sex, they have sex and then they are done. It is time to get a snack or go for a run. They don’t think about anything, or wonder if the goat is going to call tomorrow. Hey, let’s YIFF!!
In the story at hand, Jacob admitted would engage in “pet training” with the boy, and lead him around the apartment on a leash, as well as leading him to a food bowl containing cheesecake. I thought the inclusion of “cheesecake” rather than goat food was a nice touch!
(On a side note, I’m certain the people involved in this story nor any of the news writers who initially penned an article about it, thought about the one of the more famous female erotic artists.
Let Them Eat Cheesecake: The Art of Olivia De Berardinis.)
In our story, Jacob was a dominant goat and instructed Emily, his cat, to kiss and have sex with the boy (their pet goat in training). Jacob (the dominant goat) also had sex with the pet goat. Are you following all of this?
All of this goat and cat sex must have been pretty incredible as the goat and the cat decided they wanted to adopt the younger goat, and raise him as their own. I guess the only real problem was that he was 15, and his parents had other plans for him than to become a pet goat.
Here is some more scientific data for you to digest. In many studies, almost 2/3 of furries relate to being bisexual or homosexual, with the largest portion (more than 50%) self-identifying as bisexual.
A furry wrote “The furry kingdom tends to be more open and accepting”. It is also possible that the cloak of the fursona helps a person to experiment and realize their inner feelings of sexual desire.
Here we go with statistics again. Over 75% of furries are under the age of 25. Over 83% are white. Over 84% “identify” as male.
I don’t know about you, but I can understand the statistics for bisexuality and homosexuality. A population of 84% male would be quite a disappointing sausage fest if you didn’t also like sausage.
Nothing can compare to the episode on CSI featuring furries. According to members of the furry kingdom, this exposure changed their world forever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fur_and_Loathing
Fur and Loating – S04E05 of CSI:Crime Scene Investigation
Generally, furries argue that what they do hurts no one and that it is all about choice. Jacob and Emily should done a little more research, because even faux animals must abide by the age of consent law.
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